Pauly Shore Is Dead Page #3
I'll call you in the morning|when I find out what the ratings are.
Mitch. Mitch, wait.
I just wanna say|thanks for everything.
Listen, Pauly, everything we've worked|so hard at in the last eight years...
- is comin' together just as planned, buddy.|- Yeah. [ Chuckles ]
stinky, bud-dy. I know.
stinky piece of sh*t, bud-dy.
Goin' down the toilet, bud-dy.|The f*** that guy does.
I'll tell you what he does.
He exists.|He lives.
He could be incinerated by the heat|from a thousand suns--
it would be too good.
The second somebody put a f***in'|microphone in his hand, and they said...
''Hey, it's okay to talk,'' that's|when the f***in' trouble began.
If my mommy owned a comedy club,|I'd be on f***in' top, too, motherf***er.
- [ Pauly ] Trevorina,you're the|architect to the stars, right?|- [ Woman ] Absolutely.
How long do these sitcoms|keep you workin' for?
What is it--|five, 1 0, 1 5 years?
- [ Phone Ringing ]|- How many episodes did the network order?
- six.|- [ Phone Continues Ringing ]
Wait. What are you doing?|Give me back my pen.
- six episodes?|-Just to start with. They're|gonna order more episodes.
- It's your manager.|- Hey. Hey, Mitch.
Pauly, you are not|gonna believe this.
- Are you sittin' down?|- Yeah.
- It was the lowest-rated show in Fox history.|- What?
Yeah. It didn't even|break the top 1 00.
What about people|in the middle of the country?
I don't know. They're pinheads.|I guess they're watchin' Springer reruns.
That's okay, that's okay.|'Cause it's the pilot episode.
It took seinfeld|a year to catch on.
Pauly, uh, brace yourself.|Are you braced?
- Yeah, I'm braced.|- They canceled your sitcom.
''Canceled''?
-Just like that?|- Hey, come on. Did you read the reviews?
- You told me not to.|- Entertainment Monthly gave it an ''F.''
They said, and I quote,|''sucks worse than gravity.''
So they're not even|gonna air episode two?
You've been preempted|by When Animals Attack.
- I could be attacked by animals.|- Hold it, Pauly.
I got another call.|I gotta take it.
- Maybe it's the network. I'll hold.|- As a matter of fact, it is.
- I got another show in the works with them.|- starring who?
I don't know.|It's my production deal.
How'd you get|your own production deal?
Well, you know, by, uh,|producing your show.
Look, Pauly,|I'll tell you what.
This afternoon,|I got some time, I'll call MTV.
I'll see if I can|get you back on.
Look, that's the last thing I'm gonna do|is go crawlin' back to MTV, okay?
- Gotta go.|- Don't you hang up on me!
-[ Dial Tone ]|-[ Pauly, Screaming ] Fuuuuck.!
[ David ] Listen, why don't we take|a drive to Santa Barbara...
grab some lunch,|clear the mind.
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