Pauly Shore Is Dead

Synopsis: Hollywood comedian/actor Pauly Shore loses everything: his house, nobody in Hollywood wants to represent him, he moves back home with his mom and is now parking cars at the Comedy Store. Then one night when he's up in his mom's loft, a dead famous comedian appears who tells Pauly to kill himself cause he'll go down as a comedic genius who died before his time. Pauly then fakes his own death, and the media goes crazy. Celebrities are talking about him on MTV and girls are fighting over him on Jerry Springer. It's everything that he wanted...his plan worked. A week or so later the LAPD is tipped off about his whereabouts and they break down the door of the seedy motel room that he's hiding out in and throw him in LA County's celebrity wing.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Pauly Shore
Production: Regent Releasing
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82 min

[ Pauly Narrating ]|Nah, my name's not the Weasel.

My name's|Paul Montgomery Shore-- P.M.S.

I was just like most kids.

I was in Little League.|I had braces. I even modeled.

I went to Beverly Hills High School.

And I wasn't on the football team.|I was in the dance company.

And after I graduated,|I took my acting very seriously.

And then it finally happened.|One night in the spring of'89...

-my manager got me an audition|for MTVat Mom's club.|-[ Audience Cheering ]

- And finally, I became the Weasel. Oh.!|- [ Cheering ]

[ No Audible Dialogue ]

Cool, buddy. Aw-ooh!

My MTVshow led to movies,|HBO specials, strippers and porno stars.

- [ Audience Cheering ]|- Hello!

Yeah, I was livin'|the American Dream.

And then, one day, my so-called|glamorous life came to a screeching halt.

[ screams ]

I got the most devastating|news ever.

No, not genital warts.|Worse.

I got a sitcom... on Fox.

After that, everything else|got kind ofblurry.

- [ TV..Man Grunts ]|- [ TV..Man #2 ] Pauly,|where'd you get all that cash?

- I found some loose change in the sofa.|- [ Canned Laughter ]

That is one of the perks about being your|best friend-- all that trickle-down cachet.

We have to hurry home, 'cause my dad's|got a big surprise waitin' for me.

All right, all right.

Wow. Check out those girls.|They're scopin' us out.

- [ Both Laugh ]|- [ Engine Revving ]

- [ Woman ] You must be Pauly.|- And you must be...

- my dad's big surprise.|- [ Canned Laughter]

- What?|- It's a good thing we're below sea level.

Down periscope!

Oh! Honey, you gotta get in here.|You gotta see this shit.

This is the worst fuckin' show|I've ever seen.

- [ Boy ] Now, Dawn is Carol.|- Wait, wait, wait. I wanna beJan...

so I can sleep in the same room|with Marsha.

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Kirk Fox

Kirk Fox (born August 26, 1969) is an American actor, screenwriter, and stand-up comedian. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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