Paul Page #2

- I just ...

You never been to Brussels.

Go stand next to it.

Yep.

Smile.

It's good.

Imagine if we got buzzed by a craft.

Amazing, isn't it?

Smile.

What would you do if they actually landed?

Well, the first contact is a big

responsibility, isn't it?

They come in peace,

we go to pieces?

- That's not how i roll.

- Nah ...

Do you think, that's those men?

No ...

I think we've seen enough ...

Let's go ...

Go, go, go ... !

- Come on, get it ...

- This is like "Deliverence".

A rapist who break arms?

I don't want my arms broken !

Come on, the toilet ...

- You've just been ...

-You know I've god child's bladder.

Do not let 'em get past !

What you want me to do?

Ram them?

What about the deposit ?!

It's not them !

It's not them,

It's not them ...

Ah, oh my God ...

It was awful ...

Hello?

Maybe you should call for help.

It's ringing.

I wouldn't do that if i were you.

Put ... the phone ... down.

Oh, f*** me ...

What have you done to him ?!

I didn't do anything, he fainted.

But ... you made him faint !

Yes, but it's not like i set

my phaser to faint ...

You've got a phaser?

No ... I don't ... look !

Listen ...

Hey ... I really need your help. Ok?

Can we get this guy back in your wagon?

What ... whe ...

You're an alien !

To you, I am, yes.

Are you gonna probe us?

Why does everyone

always assume that?

What am I doing?

Am I harvesting farts?

How much can I learn from an ass?

What ... I ... what ...

I'm sorry, what's your name?

Graeme Willy

And what's his name?

Uh, that's the writer

Clive Gollings.

Ok, cool.

I'm Paul.

Paul?

Yeah.

It's a nickname, it stuck.

My ship crashed and i ...

... dog ! It doesn't matter.

Look, can we get Clive Gollings back

on the RV and get the hell outa here, please?

- I can't be ...

- I'm in a hell of a pickle ...

And if you don't help me,

I could die on this road tonight.

I don't know, we're in a

quite tight schedule ...

Look man ...

Sometimes you just gotta

roll the dice.

What do you say?

Okay.

Okay. Perfect, great !

Okay, help me, help me grab him.

This man's peed his pants.

Yeah, he's got childs bladder.

Oh, fantastic ...

Doesn't this thing go any faster?

Well, I ...

- I'm sorry, the speed limit is 70 ...

- Screw the speed limit !

Actually, no. Uh, don't screw it.

That's good thinking. Okay?

Stay conspicuous.

That's good.

How come i can understand you?

You using some sort of neoron language router?

Actually, I'm speaking English,

you f***ing idiot !

Sorry ...

You're in shock right now.

I understand this must be very weird for you.

Just act normal and drive north.

Okay?

Gotta get as much as we can

between us and the Big Guy.

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