Parrot Sketch Not Included: Twenty Years of Monty Python

Synopsis: Steve Martin presents selected sketches from "Monty Python's Flying Circus (1969)". It's the well known sketches, though the parrot sketch is not included. Steve Martin has some funny comments on the Pythons.
Genre: Comedy
 
IMDB:
8.2
NOT RATED
Year:
1989
72 min
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Looks very smart.

Shut up! We're sick

with their stench!

[meow]

[thud]

Look!

The cat's just choked

itself to death on them!

I don't care if I never

see another lupine again!

Why don't you go out

and steal something useful?

Like what?

Like gold and silver

and clothes

and wood and jewels--

Hang on,

I'll get a piece of paper.

# Dennis Moore,

Dennis Moore #

# dum dum dum

the night #

# Dennis Moore,

Dennis Moore #

# dum de dum dum plight #

# he steals dum dum dum #

# and dum dum dum

dum dee #

# Dennis dum #

# Dennis dee #

# dum dum dum #

In this picture,

there are 40 people.

None of them can be seen.

We hope to show you

how not to be seen.

This is mr. E.R. Bradshaw

of Napier Court,

Black Lion Road, Southeast 5.

He cannot be seen.

Now, I'm going

to ask him to stand up.

Mr. Bradshaw, will you

stand up, please?

[gunshot]

This demonstrates the value

of not being seen.

In this picture, we cannot

see mrs. B.J. Smegma

of 13, The Crescent, Belmont.

Mrs. Smegma, will you

stand up, please?

[gunshot]

This is mr. Nesbitt

of Harlow New Town.

Mr. Nesbitt, will you

stand up, please?

Mr. Nesbitt has learned

the first lesson

of not being seen--

Not to stand up.

However, he has chosen

a very obvious piece of cover.

Mr. E.V. Lambert

of Homeleigh,

The Burrows, Oswestry,

has presented us with a poser.

We do not know

which bush he is behind,

but we can soon find out.

Aah!

Yes, it was

the middle one.

[orchestra plays Blue Danube]

Oh, no, not again.

Oh, come on.

Stand and deliver again!

Your money, your jewellery,

your--hang on.

"Your clothes, your snuff,

"your ornaments,

your glassware,

"your pussycats...

Don't say anything

about the lupines.

Your watches, your lace,

your spittoons..."

# Dennis Moore,

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Graham Chapman

Graham Arthur Chapman (8 January 1941 – 4 October 1989) was an English comedian, writer, actor, author and one of the six members of the surreal comedy group Monty Python. He played authority figures such as the Colonel and the lead role in two Python films, Holy Grail and Life of Brian. more…

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