Parrot Sketch Not Included: Twenty Years of Monty Python Page #3
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The Hammers?
No? Well, bad luck there, Karl.
So we'll go to you, Che.
Che Guevara, Coventry City
last won the F.A. Cup
in what year?
No?
I'll throw it open.
Coventry City last won
the F.A. Cup in what year?
I'm not surprised
you didn't get that.
It was, in fact,
a trick question.
Coventry City have never won
the F.A. Cup.
With the scores all equal,
we go on to our second round.
Lenin, it's your starter for 10.
won the Eurovision
Song Contest in 1959.
What was the name
of the song?
Teddy Johnson
and Pearl Carr's song
In the 1959 song contest?
Anybody? No?
[buzzer]
Yes, mao tse-tung?
Sing, little birdie?
Yes, it was, indeed.
Well challenged.
Well, now we come to
our special gift section.
The contestant is Karl Marx,
and the prize this week is
Karl has elected
to answer questions
on the workers'
control of factories,
so here we go with
question number one.
Are you nervous?
"The development of
the industrial proletariat
is conditioned by
what other development?"
The development of the
industrial bourgeoisie.
Yes. Yes, it is, indeed.
You're on your way
to your lounge suite, Karl.
Question number two--
"The struggle
is a what struggle?"
A political struggle.
Yes, yes.
One final question, Karl,
and the beautiful
lounge suite will be yours.
You going to have a go?
You're a brave man.
Karl Marx,
your final question--
"Who won the cup final
in 1949?"
Uh, the workers control
the means of production.
The struggle of
the urban proletariat.
No. It was
Wolverhampton Wanderers
who beat Leicester 3-1.
[announcer] And here
come the Germans now,
led by their skipper
Nobby Hegel.
They've certainly attracted
the most attention
from the press
with their team problems.
Let's now see their line-up.
Leibniz in goal,
Back four--kant, Hegel,
Schopenhauer, and Schelling,
Front runners Schlegel, Wittgenstein,
Nietzsche, and Heidegger,
and the midfield duo
of Beckenbauer and Jaspers.
Beckenbauer obviously
a bit of a surprise there.
[crowd cheers]
And here come the Greeks,
led by their veteran
centre half Heraclitus.
Their team, as you'd expect,
is a much more
defensive line-up.
Plato's in goal,
Socrates a front runner,
And Aristotle as sweeper--
Aristotle very much
the man in form.
One surprise is
the inclusion of Archimedes.
Here comes the referee
K'ung Futzu Confucius
and his two linesmen Saint Augustine
As the two skippers come
together to shake hands,
we're ready for the start
of this exciting final.
The referee mr. Confucius
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