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Have you got any money?

Not to spare, no.

Give me what you have then.

No.

Hey! Clippo!

Nearly missed you there, come on to me car.

I have something for you.

You do know what you're doing?

Just asking.

A bit on the edge, tonight, Cathal?

No.

You need to be careful.

I told you Fred.

I never inject. See?

An old watch.

Have you had it long?

Yea.

Where'd you get it?

Found it.

It's like pulling teeth,

trying to get anything out of you.

What difference does it

make where I got it?

None whatsoever.

It's just... chat.

I took it from me dad.

Oh... right.

Here he is.

Hello Peter!

What's on the menu tonight?

Beef stew and rice.

Lovely stuff after a jay.

Look, about the sheltered accomodation...

there's one hell of a waitlist.

You need to be drugfree, Cathal.

What about your dad, Cathal?

I don't think Cathal would want to see him.

Just maybe things have changed?

Yeah, wouldn't bet on it.

I better get going.

Don't worry, Fred, we'll

sort something out.

Thanks, Peter.

I hope so, I couldn't hack

another winter around here.

Okay ladies, listen up.

I have a new man today.

First man in the group. Men are

not so popular here on aerobics, so...

First position, and...

You look at the ladies and

see them move their parts?

I can show him if you like.

Just follow my lead, Fred.

It looks so easy and

graceful when you do it.

- Okay?

- Yea.

Is that better?

- Here you go, Cathal.

- Oh, thank you.

What about a drive?

Drive?

I'm not getting into your car.

I have not driven it in ages. And the

tyres have been down for a long time.

They don't look down to me.

Turn right up here.

I know where I'm going.

Da hated me doing this.

You're attracting attention.

Alright, Grandda.

Geez, you're gonna break no speed limits.

The point of driving on the

public highway, Cathal,

...is not to break speed limits.

Fancy yourself as a bit

of a driver then, do you?

I am driving.

No, I'm talking control.

They said I'd never learn anything.

Alright, you try.

I couldn't do that!

Just turn into the corner, up

with the handbrake and that's it.

But what if I do the

handbrake at the wrong time?

Unless you hit something,

it'll just spin out.

Spin out? Spin down the mountain!

- Get into the car!

- No!

Evel f***ing Knievel, I give ye!

F***!

You alright?

What the f*** was that?

That was great.

You're f***in' turning into the corner...

I thought you were a goner man!

Do it again!

Can I try that?

Coming over to the wild side?

Just curious.

Thank you.

I nearly got married once.

Yeah?

Charlotte.

She never said why she finished us.

She just left and that was that.

Is there anything in that

book of yours about her?

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