Paris Holiday Page #2

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a room with a black guy.

I'm afraid you'd turn real gay.

Please help me.

Keep an eye on that girl.

Don't let her hurt herself.

Bye .

(3 days later)

Thank you.

Where's Michael Lau?

Where's Michael Lau?

He's out delivering flowers. What's up?

That woman... she's nuts.

Not just a little neurotic,

but a total psychopath.

Xiao-min?

You got what I'm saying? I have to move!

I must move!

Just tell me what happened.

Calm down. Tell me.

(3 days before)

What the hell?

What's that smell?

Holly sh*t! You scared me!

How'd you walking like a ghost?

You really stink!

Why are you touching my stuff?

You...

Your house is a mess.

I love cleanliness.

I can't live here without cleaning up.

You're so stinky. When

did you last take a bath?

Your Putonghua sucks.

Just speak Cantonese.

My painting teacher was from Hong Kong.

I understand Cantonese.

I said, your house is a mess...

Wait!

How's your French?

Not a single word I know.

Why are you here if

you don't speak French?

I'm here to work. Not to

spend my whole life here.

Go away.

Just go!

Crazy b*tch!

Next time if you really need

to show up behind someone,

can you say something first?

You scared me to death!

Why hasn't you gone?

Why should I go?

I paid rent for living here.

Wait.

You have money?

Can you lend me some?

I haven't eaten for 2 days...

Hey stop it.

I'll get it.

You stink. Can you take a bath first?

Keep an eye on that girl.

Don't let her hurt herself.

Open the door...

Can you hear me?

Silent!

Can I use your phone?

I'll call the Police if you don't shut up!

Open the door...

So you waited by the door the whole night?

Almost!

What're doing out here, creep?

Me? A creep?

I knocked the door so hard for hours,

I yelled like hell and

you couldn't hear me?

Are you toying with me?

I was in the bathroom

and didn't hear anything.

Why didn't you ring the doorbell?

I did. It didn't Work!

Since when? Did you break it?

I'm not talking to you. I'm going to bed.

Wait...

You went out without your

keys. Where did you go?

Oh I see...

You sleepwalked?

I went for a jogging. OK?

Take your keys with you

when you go out. Like me.

You're not a kid. It's tired

to teach you everything.

Lock you out. See what your keys can do?

Why are you scaring me again at midnight?

Who are you?

Why are you here?

I'm the new tenant.

I remember. You're that...

Slay!

Yes, I'm very gay...

absolutely!

Remember!

Don't bring any woman...

...man home!

How dare I bring anyone?

Good night

I can't hold in anymore!

Did you pass out?

I'm in a hurry to work!

When did you come in? What did you see?

Nothing spectacular!

You are so gross!

You peed in the sink?

Poor personal hygiene!

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