Parent Trap 2 Page #2

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I love you like crazy.

It's just that...

Here's the spinach, Nicole.

All right, students.

By today I expect you all to have

read part one of Treasure Island.

Who would like to give us

a brief synopsis?

Mary Grand, how about you?

Mary?

Well, uh...

I think it's about this boy

and a pirate or something.

(laughter)

Children! Children!

Children, quiet.

Have you read

the assignment, Mary?

Well...

Well, you see, she couldn't

because she lent her book to me.

You see, I lost mine

and I had to borrow Mary's.

And I was supposed to get it

back to her last night...

You know, girls, if you plan

to read only half of every book,

you're really cheating

no one but yourselves.

(Mary) I'm telling you,

Chris Carter likes you.

No way.

Uh-huh,

'cause I saw him looking at you when

you were supposed to be reading today.

Plus, Tommy Hamburger's

his best friend

and he told my friend Gayle Sand

that he really likes you.

(woman) "He said, she said."

Why can't you kids

just talk directly?

When I was your age,

if I had a crush on a boy

I'd just march right up

and tell him.

Mostly then the boy would just

turn tail and head for the hills.

Oh, how they hated

aggressive women.

Finish your snacks and wash

your dishes when you're through.

I may be a housekeeper,

but I'm certainly not a slave.

You know, that

Jessica Dintruff is a goner

for telling on us

about that reading thing.

Yeah. Why couldn't she just keep her

pointy old nose out of our business?

The big baby.

Well, we'll get her.

(man) Who you gonna get?

Oh, this creepy girl at school.

Jessica Dintruff.

Oh, we hate her guts!

Come on, don't be too tough

on her. Who's the redhead?

This is my friend Nikki Ferris. The

girl I've been telling you about.

Hi, Nikki.

Hi.

I'm gonna be late tonight, honey.

Florence will cook dinner.

Well, can Nikki stay?

Ask Florence.

Florence, can Nikki stay?

I suppose so.

(door closes)

Your dad is gorgeous.

Thanks. I know.

Does he have a girlfriend?

Lots.

OK, you distract her

while I make the switch.

What should I say to her?

I don't know.

Tell her that there's a real cute boy

outside that wants to talk to her.

OK.

Jessica, there's a guy out in

the hall who wants to see you.

Who is it?

How should I know?

He told me to tell you to

come out so he can talk to you.

If he wants me, he can

come in and get me himself.

All right, but he's really cute.

For a minute I thought

he was Ralph Macchio.

There was no boy out there,

Nikki Ferris.

Well, maybe he saw your ugly

face and got scared away.

Oh, yeah? Well, at least

I'm not a big, fat freckle-face.

Jessica, would it be all right

with you if I began my class now?

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