Pardon My Backfire

Synopsis: The stooges are auto mechanics who need money so they can marry their girls. When some escaped convicts pull into their garage, the boys manage to capture them and use the reward money to marry their sweethearts.
Genre: Comedy, Short
16 min

Got quickly. If you're

hurry, I'll pay you double.

- We are hurry, and how!

- Looking through in a jiffy.

- You step in the office, please.

- Thank you very thank you.

- Hey, they're nice guys.

- Yeah, and a slick chick.

You know, I think they hit something.

Listen, every time you

think you weak the nation.

Go get the tools!

You know? .

If those men recognize

us, they would talk.

I believe that would be

feasible to eventuallity.

Don't you?

Hey, come on, stand for, Moe,

we have plenty of work to do!

Hey, you stood sleeping? Come on!

, you know?

Let me see that rasp.

Wait a minute!

Now, sawdust .

Get the torch and ! Go on.

Listen, lamebrain!

Let an expert show you how to do this!

with that hammer in your hand.

With you, a hammer

is a , remember that.

I'll show you what I mean by an expert.

Now look.

See what you've done?

I didn't know that

was anybody behind me.

Oh boy, you sure broke it.

Yeah, the guy ain't go find that funny.

Hey Moe, we gonna have to

replace this windshield.

Yeah, we sure will.

Hey, I smell rubbish burning.

- Yes, so do I. It's me!

- Don't go away, Moe!

Hold still, Moe, I'll put

out it with this lacquer.

I'm losing my mind!

- Turn in back, Moe!

- Okay!

- How do you feel, kid?

- Like a baked potato.

There. Backed potato, hein?

Come on, fellas, we

got to get busy here!

Go flirt with those

men to make them hurry.

But don't overdo,

remember you're my girl.

You always jealous.


Would you be darling can hurry for me?

I'm awfully late.

Oh, sure, sure! Come on, get busy!

Anything for a beautiful chick like you.

Come on, sit down,

make yourself at home.

We'll show you a real speed.

And some sweet music for a sweet thing.

Here we are.

Here are the latest report

about the three escaped convicts.

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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