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I will make your earth shake...

I will make your earth shake...

I will make an earthquake in your bed.

Yes, an earthquake in your bed.

She agreed to sex you up for 500.

You have an hour.

Go get deflowered!

Make your father proud!

I hope your shooter works.

Like an AK-47!

When I stretch like this...

Even the morning gets shy...

When my anklets ring...

The earth comes alive...

I'm an angel...

A witch...

A babe...

A b*tch...

No innocent flower.

Go ahead deflower!

She will make the earth shake.

She will make the earth shake.

She will bring an

earthquake in the bed.

Look Bijli...

We don't turn away clients.

Make your money while

they still want you.

My heart's not in it.

Get it?

Life's more than just money and sex.

And don't start about

bringing on a new girl.

Or I'll run off to Mumbai!

Aha! Marilyn Monroe

and her stardom dreams...

I've been hearing this for 3 years.

Listen... I'm like your father.

So I'll tell you the truth.

You are a whore.

And will always be a whore.

So shut up and go earn!

In that case daddy dearest...

I have a request.

My body is a little wrung out today...

Tell your client

to come another night.

This shop is closed!

Here is your bottle.

I am glad you refused that client.

Why?

Thought you'd get lucky tonight?

Bijli...

Please shut your

tent securely at night.

When I came to wake you today,

your skirt...

Why is it you always wake me?

Does the boss pay you extra for it?

You'd prefer someone else?

I wish!

But just my luck...

You are my only cuckoo clock.

Bijli... You're back!

Lajjo! It's been ages!

Hello!

Goodbye!

Yeah... I'm going.

Hey Rani...

So I said to the boss...

No way. Go to hell!

From now on...

Bijli opens only for love.

You want to give up your life

and become like us?

She's lost it!

Can't she see how

boring and sad we are?

Come here... I have a secret.

I met a man in the last village.

He taught me to dream.

Rocked me to the

moon and back all night.

In the morning he said...

Hey Bijju... dream away.

Your whole life is ahead of you.

What a man!

I'm still burning up.

Those long dancing fingers...

Soft tickling moustache.

Hang on!

Should I imagine fingers or moustache?

You choose.

He stroked me the whole night...

Pressed all the right buttons.

I went straight to heaven!

And then he aroused me...

With his words!

I doubt I've ever spoken

so much in my life!

Did you tell Bijli?

No?

Gulab's date is fixed!

We found him a bride!

Wedding is on the 9th.

Her blouse was so tight...

No wonder men fall at her feet!

I think Bijli makes up these stories.

I have never heard of a man

talking during the act!

Hello?

Gulabo, why are you panting?

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