Paranormal Activity 4 Page #2

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I wanna get this party started!

It's not a party, it's just, like, a kickback.

It's a party-

- What is it called?

- It's a palate expander.

No, I... I can't understand what you're...

A palate expander.

Okay, I heard "pirate."

What... Pirate what?

Palatal expander.

- Oh, my God.

-"Palate expander"?

- Yes. Yes.

- It's a palate expander.

Why didn't you just say that

at the beginning?

That's what I've been saying all day!

- A puritto.

- A what?

"Puritto." It's a pizza rolled up...

All right. Honey? We're off.

- All right. Yeah.

- You know the rules. Be good.

- Hey, illy.

- I love you, too.

Same goes for you, too. I own a gun.

- I promise.

- You own a gun?

- That's right. It's a shotgun.

- Where's the gun?

Where is it?

- My dad owns a gun.

-"llly."

Don't lose.

Damn it!

- I'm still ahead.

- I'm serving, I'm serving.

You girls are doing a fantastic job.

- Oh, my God. Get out of the way.

- You're wonderful.

- You're gonna block us.

- Ben, get out of the way! Ben!

- Such gross people.

- You're such a mother figure.

Why did we not have them

stay back and help?

- They're so gross.

- That was stupid.

- You're done?

- What?

You just done? Good to sit?

I didn't really ever start, personally.

All right, I'm taking a break, too.

Do you want to

come sit closer?

I just hate yelling, and I know that I'm...

You hate yelling?

- Okay.

- See? Isn't that much better?

It's more comfortable.

This couch, just, in general,

is more comfortable.

No.

Ben!

Is that... Is it too much?

No.

- What do you want to do?

- I don't know.

It's kind of hot in here.

We can go outside or something.

You could show me around.

Give me a little tour.

You want to go outside?

Yes!

I have hot blood and I need to

catch some... Catch some air.

Okay.

Back door open.

Here we are.

Can you see?

This is the playhouse,

otherwise known as my castle.

- That's awesome.

- That's where I reign.

You have a castle?

ls your crown up there?

That's awesome.

- You should get your crown.

- I have to be rescued in it.

- Can you come save me?

- What?

Yeah!

You know what? You know,

I actually found it, so...

- Yeah? Did you?

- Yeah, so...

And you're already on your way!

This is actually a lot dirtier

than I was expecting.

There's just sh*t everywhere.

What the...

Wow, dude!

Alex, there is a boy in your castle.

He's the kid from across the street.

- What are you doing here, man?

- Are you okay?

...take you home, okay?

What the f***?

What the f***?

I'm gonna take him home, okay?

You can stay here.

What's your name?

Robbie.

Thanks for cock-blocking me.

His name's Robbie

And he lives across the street

These are good facts.

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