Paranormal Activity 3 Page #3

Where did you find this girl?

I don't know. I didn't see her

at all throughout any of the wedding...

(BOTH LAUGHING)

- That's because I'm so happy...

- "So happy for you."

I love my job, man.

- I should've got her number.

- Probably could've.

Randy, this is great stuff.

I can't use any of this, but it's great.

(LAUGHING)

(CAMERA LENS WHIRRING)

(THUDDING)

DENNIS:
Jule?

(THUDDING CONTINUES)

Julie?

There it goes again.

DENNIS:
Hello?

Julie?

(RATTLING)

(MUSIC PLAYING)

TEDDY:
I like this song!

Not bad.

Mmm, that's pretty good.

Teddy? Did you fall down?

(MUSIC STOPS)

(CREAKING)

DENNIS:
What was that?

(GASPS) Oh.

(DENNIS PANTING)

- Hey.

- Hey.

What you doing?

Nothing. I was just looking around.

What... What...

You guys just get home?

- Yeah.

- Oh.

- It was girls' day.

- I know. How was it?

- Was it fun?

- Great.

(CHUCKLES) You just really snuck up

on me there.

(CHUCKLES)

DENNIS:
All right. It's time.

- Don't film this.

- Why not?

It's illegal.

- (DENNIS LAUGHS)

- Don't laugh.

We haven't even started smoking it,

and you're already paranoid.

It's illegal.

What if my kids find me? I'm a mother.

- Now relax.

- Seriously, Dennis.

Seriously, Julie.

(MOCKING) Let's get really serious.

Seriously.

- Shut up.

- Let's be serious.

- All right.

- Real, real, real big, big...

Whoa. That was big.

(COUGHING)

Julie, do the voice.

(IN FUNNY VOICE) Dennis.

- (IN FUNNY VOICE) What voice?

- (DENNIS LAUGHS)

This voice?

Dennis, I can't believe

you're filming me smoke marijuana.

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

DENNIS:
(WHISPERING)

God, you're so beautiful.

Shut up.

I want to film us having sex.

Is that perverted?

- Is that weird?

- I don't know.

Was that a yes?

Okay.

- Really?

- Yeah.

- Hey, there, pretty lady.

- (CHUCKLES)

Oh, stop. I don't know.

You sure... You sure you're up for this?

No.

You know what? Don't answer that.

Hurry up, before I change my mind.

Oh, okay, sorry.

- (CHUCKLES)

- All right.

(IMITATES GUITAR)

What are you doing? What was that?

- It's porno music.

- (LAUGHS)

Great. Classy.

Mmm. Good start.

Good, right?

- All right.

- I don't know.

Mmm. (GROANING LUSTFULLY)

(CLATTERING IN DISTANCE)

(CLATTERING CONTINUES)

Relax. Just relax.

Don't worry about it.

Hey.

- Yeah. I'm okay.

- Relax.

(THUDDING)

- Yeah, what is that?

- I don't know.

Whoa!

(RUMBLING)

It's an earthquake.

- Holy sh*t!

- Dennis, it's an earthquake!

The girls. The girls!

Come on! Dennis!

(RUMBLING SUBSIDES)

JULIE:
Dennis. Oh, my God, I look so fat.

DENNIS:
You don't look fat.

- Look at the size of me on top of you.

- You look beautiful.

You look like you can't breathe

'cause I'm sitting on top of you.

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