Ozark Sharks Page #2

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stay away from your sister.

That's awesome.

Cool.

Great.

All right, Grandma,

It's going to be me

and you this weekend.

Ready to party?

Mom, why don't you

take the kids into town

and show them the sights?

Or find some great spot

on the water?

I know just the place.

I'll go change.

Hey, beautiful.

You're looking good.

You ready to have fun?

All right,

so who's hungry?

All right,

it's unanimous.

So we're definitely

going to go sneak off

and make out, right?

- Absolutely.

- Sweet.

Grandma,

you need any help

carrying anything?

No, no. I got it.

All right.

You guys grab food.

We'll go stake out

a spot on the water.

Okay.

Hey, did you want

anything special?

A popsicle.

Cherry.

Oh, living dangerous.

Like it!

Howdy.

What was that?

I'm being friendly

with the local people.

It's the Ozarks.

It's not the wild west.

People in the Ozarks

know what howdy means.

Dude! Ozarks.

What can I get you fine

young gentlemen today?

Um, let's do--

let's do four hotdogs.

Coming right up.

So how you been, dude?

What you been up to, man?

We got to hang out

more often, man.

I know.

I've been busy.

What's there

to do around here?

What's the plan?

What's up? Talk to me.

Hiking, fishing,

more hiking--

outdoorsy stuff.

Right, so that's a list

of really boring activities.

Don't want to do that.

Oh, you know what?

I did meet some beautiful

girls earlier in bikinis,

and they invited us to

a fireworks festival.

Okay. All right.

I'll ask Molly--

your sister,

my girlfriend.

I don't know if

you remember.

I'll see if

she's cool with that.

That still just sounds

really weird to me.

I don't like that.

Heart wants

what the heart wants.

She's cute.

You boys just

passing through?

Vacation actually.

We're staying in

a cabin on the lake.

Hey, do you have,

like, mosquito stuff?

Right.

West Nile, dude.

No joke.

Um... 'kay.

I was thinking of spray.

These woods ain't nothing

to mess with, boy.

Full of wild animals.

Dangerous animals.

You wouldn't be

the first person to

go missing around here.

Ain't no reasoning

with a wild animal.

They're acting

on pure instinct.

Slice you head to toe

before you can blink.

These woods ain't safe,

and this here

is the great equalizer.

- Yeah.

- Cool.

Thank you

for that not at all

terrifying advice.

We'll take that to heart,

but I think we're good

with the hotdogs

and the chips, so...

- Nothing else?

- Oh, yeah, um...

...let me get

a popsicle.

Cherry or grape?

Cherry.

I wish you would

have brought a suit.

The water's real nice.

The water's real nice.

I'm good.

Are you just planning on

reading that book all day?

That's new.

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