Over the Edge Page #2

on our honeymoon.

- No, Mexico.

- Italy.

- We agreed on Italy.

- No, we've been over that.

We considered Italy first,

and then we decided on Mexico.

- I once shot a wild boar in Italy.

- Awild boar?

It was delicious.

- Do you hunt?

- Who, me? No, I'm from the city.

All we hunt there is parking spots.

- Sorry... Oh, parking spots.

- Right.

They're scarce, you see.

But you hunt.

So you have all the gear?

The whole kit and kaboodle.

Except For the feathered hat.

How about you?

Got a girlfriend?

No.

I haven't been that lucky.

Well, it was a lovely meal.

Damn!

They sure are low.

So, could I sleep in the shed

to get an early start?

- And finish up in a month?

- Yes.

Okay. Fine.

- That's a deal then.

- I'm going for a swim. Good night.

Come on.

- No, it's freezing.

- Come on.

It's freezing.

Come on!

- Your girlfriend is lovely.

- Thanks.

And so forthcoming.

You're a lucky man.

SELL YOUR OLD HOUSE

TO AVOID FORECLOSURE

Does Roar know the realtor Finn Lund?

Are you okay?

That was Veronika. The widow

of the man who died at the cliffs.

She's in a bad state.

Oh, what a mess.

Daniel!

Think you could help me

with that, Daniel?

This water pump is bust.

It's gonna cost you

a little more than expected.

Oh, think you could give me a hand?

- Now?

- Yes.

We need to cover up that hole

before the rain sets in.

You do remember

I don't do roofs, right?

Tarp, hammer, nails.

I'll hold the ladder,

so don't you worry.

- But you have to tell me...

- Sure, I'll guide you through it.

- You're holding the ladder?

- I'm right here holding it.

There.

Tuck the tarp underthe cross-pieces.

- There you go.

- Roar?

- You always stay with your clients?

- No, not always.

Only when they need the job

done fast. It's gonna rain soon.

Hurry up.

- I can't reach the last cross-piece.

- I've got you, David. I promise.

Climb another step.

There you go. Tuck it in,

so the wind won't catch it.

Stretch out.

You can reach it.

It's tucked underthree pieces now.

I'm coming down.

No, Roar!

What the f*** are you doing?

Stop!

No! Roar!

Are you okay?

Anything wrong?

Just come on down.

You're pale as a ghost.

- Are you okay?

- Yes.

- Oh, by the way, thanks for the gift.

- The gift?

You sure do have a considerate girl.

Let me just grab this.

Much obliged.

They're so cute.

They moved in already.

The Geo Center already ordered

five more. The kids just love them.

Roar just...

- You gave Roar a hat?

- A hat?

Yes, he just said so.

Oh, that hat?

No, Berte gave it to him.

The storekeeper.

She asked me to give it to him.

So why did he say

you gave it to him?

How should I know?

He must have got it wrong.

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