Out to Sea

Synopsis: Care-free Charlie cons his widower brother-in-law Herb into an expenses-paid luxury cruise in search of rich, lonely ladies. The catch is that they are required to be dance hosts! With a tyrannical cruise director, and the luscious Liz and lovely Vivian, our heroes have lots of mis-adventures before they finally return to port.
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Martha Coolidge
Production: Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment
Rotten Tomatoes:
106 min

What's the matter?

We're not first class?

But our boarding things

here say...

I don't care what the boarding things

say. Will you sit down.

- Yeah, but these could belong to somebody else.

- Relax, will ya?

I mean, the doors are closed.

It's not like we're gonna be stopping

on 34th Street to pick up passengers.

- Okay, Charlie.

- Gentlemen?

- Thank you.

- Ah, thank you.

Thank you very much.

- Sir?

- I may become a frequent flyer.

Damn good mimosa.

Here's to good living, kid.

Okay, okay.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Okay, now.

Thank you very much.

Okay, now begins the first leg

of our honeymoon.

It's only a year late.

Mmm, I'd like to make a small bet

on where they're gonna be sitting.

There's Mom. Say hi, Mom.

Stop it, will you, Allan?

And my beautiful bride.

Let me see here.

Excuse me.

I believe you're sitting in our seats.

Yeah, that figures.

- I'm sorry.

- That's all right. I'm sorry. See what you do?

- May I see your boarding passes, please?

- Actually, it's my fault.

The doctor here thought it would

be best if I were not subjected...

to the stress

of economy class.

37-H and J. You gentlemen

will have to pay for these drinks.

Maybe Blue Cross

could cover it.


That's very funny, ma'am.

Very witty.


Aren't those the seats they use

for transporting convicted felons?

Herbie, sit down.

You're scaring the kids.

Ladies and gentlemen, in a few minutes...

we'll begin our nonstop express service

to Miami, Florida.

- Our flight time will be

approximately five hours.

Welcome aboard

the beautiful M.S. Westerdam.

- Your cabin stewards are happy to

meet any special needs.

- So do not hesitate to ask for their assistance.

- Boy, oh, boy.

And please note, there will be a compulsory

lifeboat drill today at 5:30 p.m.

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Robert Nelson Jacobs

Robert Nelson Jacobs (born 1954) is an American screenwriter. In 2000, he received an Academy Award nomination for best adapted screenplay for Chocolat. In 2014, Jacobs was elected president of the Writers Guild Foundation, a non-profit organization devoted to promoting and preserving the craft of writing for the screen. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018


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