Out to Sea Page #3
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1997
- 106 min
- 252 Views
I have been in a taxi cab
for an hour and a half.
I need to take a crap and a nap,
and I do not need an audience.
- Sounds like a party we can miss.
- We'll see you later, ladies.
Bye now.
Oh, boy. Did you see the chassis
on that broad?
I'll bet she's worth
a few mil.
This must be wrong. I mean,
why would they have us way down here?
I like it down here. Gives us a chance
to get away from the commotion up top.
What, like the other
passengers and the view? This is us.
Listen to me. I've been meaning
to tell you something.
Before you go into the room,
- Cozy, isn't it?
- It's what? Cozy?
A good fart will
give you a concussion.
Needs a little daylight.
Herb, this is the best possible thing
that could've happened.
Gee, I can't wait
to hear why.
- As dance hosts, it's actually our job...
- What?
- To flirt with all the classy broads.
- Our job? Dance hosts?
Yeah, that's how I was able
to afford the tickets.
Instead of paying for the cruise,
I signed us up as dance hosts.
- So the cruise is free.
- What do you mean it's free, you idiot?
- We're workin' here!
- We're not workin'.
We're dancing and cavorting.
Oh, you moron. You don't even
know how to dance.
Well, that's why
I brought you here.
Oh. Perhaps we're interrupting
you gentlemen at a bad time.
Welcome aboard.
We're gonna be sharing the bathroom.
This is Jonathan Deveraux.
I'm Mac Vela, U.S.M.C., retired.
- I'll be your liaison to the C.D.
- The what "D"?
Cruise director.
Gil Godwyn.
Oh, it's too bad you got Gil
for your first gig.
- He's a real prick.
- Control freak.
- Friggin' Nazi.
- Classic megalomaniac.
Not a nice man.
Well, if you have
any questions, feel free.
I got one question.
What's the fastest route off this ship?
Excuse me.
- Hiya.
- Hello.
- Okay, Chief. Let's pull the gangway in.
- Take in the gangway, Captain.
All visitors should
now be ashore. Last call, please.
All visitors
should now be ashore.
Pardon me!
Ohh!
Oh, my God.
Sir, are you okay?
- Yeah, I think.
- There you go. You sure?
Thank you. Yeah.
- God, that's embarrassing.
- Only for you.
- Oh, my God!
- What?
The ship's moving.
- Wait a minute! I need that gangplank!
Please.! Hello.! Somebody.!
I gotta use that sucker.!
L... I've gotta...
Hello.!
Where the hell did they go
with my luggage?
Oh, God Almighty. Thank you very much.
What's the matter with you?
- You got a problem?
- Not really.
L- I always cry at sailings.
They're so romantic.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Please join your cruise
staffby the Lido Pool...
on the upper promenade deck aft
for the gala sail-away fiesta.
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