Out to Sea Page #2

What's the matter?

We're not first class?

But our boarding things

here say...

I don't care what the boarding things

say. Will you sit down.

- Yeah, but these could belong to somebody else.

- Relax, will ya?

I mean, the doors are closed.

It's not like we're gonna be stopping

on 34th Street to pick up passengers.

- Okay, Charlie.

- Gentlemen?

- Thank you.

- Ah, thank you.

Thank you very much.

- Sir?

- I may become a frequent flyer.

Damn good mimosa.

Here's to good living, kid.

Okay, okay.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Okay, now.

Thank you very much.

Okay, now begins the first leg

of our honeymoon.

It's only a year late.

Mmm, I'd like to make a small bet

on where they're gonna be sitting.

There's Mom. Say hi, Mom.

Stop it, will you, Allan?

And my beautiful bride.

Let me see here.

Excuse me.

I believe you're sitting in our seats.

Yeah, that figures.

- I'm sorry.

- That's all right. I'm sorry. See what you do?

- May I see your boarding passes, please?

- Actually, it's my fault.

The doctor here thought it would

be best if I were not subjected...

to the stress

of economy class.

37-H and J. You gentlemen

will have to pay for these drinks.

Maybe Blue Cross

could cover it.

That's...

That's very funny, ma'am.

Very witty.

Hey.

Aren't those the seats they use

for transporting convicted felons?

Herbie, sit down.

You're scaring the kids.

Ladies and gentlemen, in a few minutes...

we'll begin our nonstop express service

to Miami, Florida.

- Our flight time will be

approximately five hours.

Welcome aboard

the beautiful M.S. Westerdam.

- Your cabin stewards are happy to

meet any special needs.

- So do not hesitate to ask for their assistance.

- Boy, oh, boy.

And please note, there will be a compulsory

lifeboat drill today at 5:30 p.m.

Oh, Mr. Leu.

Back again.

Nice to see you

and the lovely Mrs...

Oh, no. It's someone else,

isn't it? Hello!

I'd like you to meet

my dance hosts... Mac...

- Jonathan.

- Come on!

Please report

to the purser's desk. Mr. Dunbar...

Herbie, listen to me. I wanted

to tell you something before you...

- Herbie...

- Oh, wow.!

I tell you something, Charlie.

When they say "deluxe accommodations,"

they mean deluxe.

Yeah, well, Herbie, "deluxe"

can mean several different things.

For example, in a diner, deluxe means

"comes with french fries. "

- Come on.

- This is it. Oh, Ma!

This is gorgeous!

What a suite. Oh!

- Hi.!

- Hello, ladies.

I want those small pieces in the bedroom.

Who the hell are you?

- Lizzy!

- What, Ma?

Get a load of slouchy here.

What, does he come with the stateroom?

Ma! Where's your hospitality?

Now, listen!

I have been on a plane for three hours.

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