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You're right, l'm glad to see|you've got good business sense.

A receipt. (Coughs)

''lOU $7 4.''

Just to make this binding...|you two boys sign there.

- ''Bertie...Hardy.''|- ''Alfie Laurel.''

Semi-comma.

Thanks.

Now everything is on the up and up.

- lsn't that swell?|- One thing l want you to promise.

- What?|- Don't come and ask any of it back.

You listen to this - when we make|an agreement, it is an agreement.

Yeah, we want you to promise us|you won't give it back.

- l promise.|- Get me some coffee.

- All right.|- Now we'll get somewhere!

l'll get ready to go ashore.

- Any orders, sir?|- Huh? Er, yeah, yeah.

- Send those mugs Bert and Alf up here.|- Aye, sir.

Hey, you swabs, the mate said|the Captain wants to see you right away!

OK, we'll be right up.

Come on, sailor.

- Goodbye, Finn.|- Goodbye.

Oh, wait a minute! l've taken a room|at Mrs MacGregor's on Tudor Avenue.

lf you run short of money, drop in.

- OK, thanks.|- Goodbye.

Bye.

Barnum was right.

Now, listen, this is what|l want to see you about.

l'm expecting a small package|to be delivered to me here but l can't wait.

l want you to stay here, get this package|and bring it to Denker's Beer Garden.

- l'll meet you there about four bells.|- Aye, sir.

- You know where Denker's is?|- Aye, sir. lt's on Fifth and Eighth.

Between Sixth and Seventh on Ninth.|lt's just across from...

- You know where it is.|- Aye, sir.

l hope l can rely on you to do this for me.

Captain, you can trust us insipidly.

l hope so because|it's a very important package.

What's in the package, Cappy?

None of your business what's in it!|Go on, get out of here!

And don't call me Cappy!

- Can you tell us where...?|- Shh!

Pardon us, officer,|but where is Denker's Beer Garden?

Just around the corner there.

Thank you.

- Pardon me, officer.|- Me too.

That's all right.

(Till bell rings)

Lil, looks like the fleet's in.

l'm having beer. What's yours?

We gotta take it easy,|we've only got a dollar.

l know. What are you gonna have?

Suppose we share the same beer?|We won't spend so much money.

That's a good idea.

Garcon! Garcon!

What do you mean, ''garcon''?|lt's Grogan. What'll you have?

Why, l'd like a nice...

large, cold...

flagon of beer.

- What's yours?|- Two clean straws that haven't been used.

l wonder what's in that package.

Didn't you hear what the Captain said?|That's none of your business.

Always prying into other people's affairs!

(Whistles appreciatively)

lsn't that a pip?

(Whistles) lt certainly is.

That must have cost more than $5.

What do you mean $5?|lf it cost a penny it cost $50!

Huh!

That'll be a quarter.

A quarter?! What for?

Ten cents for the beer|and 15 cents for the straws.

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