Other Men's Women Page #3

You know they always do

when you bring a guy home with a bun on.

You're all right now.

The walk did you good.

Yeah, I know, but how about the breath?

wouldn't know you ever had a drink.

Here, have a little chew on me.

Thanks.

Hey, wait a minute. wait a minute.

Let me take the paper off.

Silly, isn't it?

Silly?

You're just a big goat.

Come on, now.

Hey, where you going?

Come on. Come on in here.

Not bad, huh?

That's perfect.

Hello, darling.

Hello yourself.

JACK:
How are you, Peg-Leg?

Just doing a bit of chopping for the missus.

Oh, you brought a trowel.

Sure, and some sweet peas and cornmeal

and something else.

LILY:
What?

JACK:
I parked it in the other room.

LILY:

Oh, let me see.

why, Bill.

Bill White.

Hello, you little devil, when'd you blow in?

why, I'm Lily.

Don't you remember me?

Do I? Say, I wouldn't forget you

in a thousand years.

I ask about her every day, don't I, fella?

Sure.

Come on. Get your coffee.

I'll draw some water.

Make the first one cold.

Hey, she's wise. I gotta beat it.

You don't know Lily.

Yeah, that's it.

See, I'm liable to pull another boner.

Swear or something.

You know I don't go over so good

with her kind.

Aw, shut up.

PEG-LEG:
Come on, boys. Line up.

The party's ready.

why, you old son of a gun.

I haven't seen you since I was knee-high.

I suppose you're raising the devil

the same as you used to.

who, me? No, I've calmed way down.

Pig-Leg.

Peg-Leg.

Pig-Leg.

Peg-Leg.

All right, maybe I'm wrong.

Bill.

Yes, ma'am.

The tub's almost ready. Come on.

I think you'll find everything you want.

Yes, ma'am.

Oh, we better ask Jack about the razor.

Darling?

You like Bill well enough

to let him use your razor?

JACK:

I should say not.

Hey, fella, that razor's

about to get its first break.

PEG-LEG:
What the devil kind of a shovel

do you call this, anyhow?

It isn't the shovel. It's you.

Is that so?

Yes.

well, I'll show you.

Now, you watch me.

Oh, that slipped.

I never saw such a dull shovel

as this in me life.

Let me do it, then. Come on.

PEG-LEG:

Listen, take your lily-white hands off it.

LILY:

Come on, let me have that.

PEG-LEG:

Give me that shovel.

I never start anything that I can't finish.

Ah! who pushed me?

BILL:
Hey, wait a minute.

Stand aside, ladies and gents,

and let a man what knows how to dig, dig.

There you are.

But you ought to be in bed

getting your sleep.

Leave him work.

It'll take some of that fat off him.

Yeah?

Hey, you.

Behave, now.

If you're gonna dig,

stay close to the fence.

I'm gonna put sweet peas

all along there, see?

Sweet peas? Gee, that'll be swell.

I'll follow along behind you

and put in the seeds.

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