Other Men's Women Page #2

I'm tired of working.

well, I'm afraid I can't do that. Not today.

why not?

well, you see, it's Jack's anniversary.

He and Lily are having a big blowout

tonight, and I gotta be there.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah, you know how it is.

Lily's gone ahead

and cooked up a lot of stuff.

why, if I didn't show up, she'd burn up.

How about taking me with you?

Oh, no, no, I couldn't do that.

why not?

well, you see, it's this way.

Lily ain't like you and...

Yeah, I see.

I ain't good enough for Lily Kulper.

Go there yourself, and stay there.

wait a minute. You got me all wrong.

MARIE:
If I ain't good enough

to meet your friends...

...I wouldn't marry you

if you were the last man on Earth.

Wait a minute. You're killing me.

MARIE:
Wait a minute, my eye.

You can't take a run-off powder on me

and get away with it.

You ain't gonna bust us up that way.

Listen, I'd do something desperate.

You know what a jealous guy I am.

If I catch you out with any other bird, I'll...

MARIE:
Well, drop in to Fishback's

Dance Hall tonight and get an eyeful.

And if you offer me a chew of gum now,

I'll knock your block off.

Oh, baby, dearest, sweetheart.

Marvelous.

Got anything for a headache?

Yeah.

Okay.

How much?

Eight bucks.

Thanks.

Have a little chew on me.

Okay, pal.

Oh, hello, Jack.

Hello, Haley.

Looks like you're gonna garden

this summer.

Yeah, sweet peas and radishes.

That's about all I've got room for out there.

Yeah? Say, how's Bill White

getting along up front?

All right. why?

Keeping sober?

Sure.

Not drinking a thing, huh?

Not as far as I know.

well, I'm glad to hear it.

Going to sleep in the bathtub

with the water running and all.

You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

Listen, I wa...

Don't you make fun of me, you scamp.

Three months back in your rent...

...and trying to pull the house down

over my ears:

Oh, darling, precious, dearest.

well, well, what kind of a party is this?

This is a little coming-out party.

I came right out on my rump.

Say, if he's a friend of yourn...

...you better get him out of here

before I have him pinched.

Anything you say, lady.

You just keep his trunks here.

we'll send for them later.

Come on, egg.

we got business elsewhere.

I had a swell time at your p...

Aw, nuts.

Goodbye.

BILL:

Have a little chew on me.

And good riddance.

Filthy old bum.

Some fun, eh, kid? Yippee.

Hey, did you ever see Charlie Murray?

Not bad, huh?

Boy, that's great.

Hey, have a little chew on me.

Thanks.

Don't mention it.

JACK:

well, here's the mansion.

Say, is this cute, or ain't it?

we like it. Come on in.

Oh, no. I hadn't better.

why not?

Oh, because your wife will throw me out

sure as blazes.

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