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Yeah.

And I want you to take over

as the leading man in my film.

Me?

Really? Well, wow.

I still have another week

of mission work to do, but--

Well, what kind of movie is it?.

It's an action/adventure porno.

Porno? Like as in pornographic?

Well, yeah, but it's not like that.

Oh.

Oh, I don't do those--

those kind of movies.

Look, kid. It's two days' work,

and I'll give you $5,000.

Hey, you were only giving me 300.

How's your finger,

Chechechez?

I think it's better.

I'm ready to go.

Yeah?

- Ow!

- That certainly is a lot of money,

but I'm afraid

it goes against my beliefs.

Thank you very mu--

Look, kid.

You got me all wrong.

This is not your average porno.

This is a very touching script.

It's a poignant story about

some very important issues.

But are there people having intercourse?

Well, this is an adult film.

Well, see, I can't do that.

All right. Make it $7,000.

It's very nice of you to offer me

so much money, but--

Ten thousand.

I can't. See, I have a fiance.

And if she ever--

I got it.

We'll use a stunt cock.

Anytime there's actual penetration,

we'll bring in another penis.

We do it all the time.

All you have to concern yourself with

is the crime fighting and the acting.

But see, I'd still be acting

in a pornographic movie.

And that's what I--

Twenty thousand dollars.

Excuse me?

Twenty thousand dollars? Are you crazy?

Twenty thousand dollars

for two days' work?

And you don't even have to f***.

I have to think about this.

Can I think about this?

Sure. We'll start first thing

Monday morning.

Well, I have to think about this.

Yeah.

You start at 10:
00.

I'm gonna think about this now.

I don't know. He doesn't seem much

like the porno type to me, boss.

That's why he's so perfect for Orgazmo.

He's so prissy and wholesome.

You watch. In a couple of weeks,

I'll make that little mama's boy

the biggest porn star in the country.

[Sighs]

- [Ringing]

-## [Humming]

Hello?

Hi, Lis.

Hi, honey.

How are things in Utah?

Utah isn't as nice without you,

that's for sure. How are things there?

Oh, fine.

I, uh-- I had an interesting day.

I got offered a part in a movie.

A movie? Like a Hollywood movie?

Yeah, and it pays a lot.

Oh, Joe. That's wonderful.

Is it enough so that we can

get married in the temple?

Lisa, it's $20,000.

[Screams]

[Chuckling]

Oh, you're the best, Joe.

Well, I don't know

if I'm gonna do it, Lis.

What? Why not?

There are some things in the movie

that are against God's way.

Joe, even if movies are

a little crude now and then,

I think that the Lord understands that

you need money for your family's future.

Twenty thousand dollars

would get us off to a great start.

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