Ordinary World
- Year:
- 2016
- 86 min
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(cheering, applause)
(muttering, indistinct)
I am. I drank
the whole bottle
of Baileys.
Oh!
Welcome to the news.
Oh, Pete,
it's time for your close-up.
Just kidding.
My name is Johnny.
I play guitar.
I'm Perry,
and I play the guitar,
and I sing.
Gary. Drums.
I'm Pete.
I'm drunk.
Did you say
"I'm drunk"?
I'm drunk.
PERRY:
We're supposedto be conducting an interview.
Does your band suck
or is your band good?
Suck. Suck.
(crowd chattering)
Puke stains and cigarettes
The party
is in my pocket
I'm lookin' for a drink
And a couch to call my own
Give me a bump
and I will come
The rapture in your ear
And we'll both be terrified
Bloodshot eyes
and you're peppermint
We could run like dogs
from the devil
Give me one last try
For your love tonight
I'll be the king forever
And you can be my sunshine
We are the devil's kind
We are the devil's kind
We are the devil's kind
And now I won't
back down
I said I won't back down
I am the devil's kind
Take me into the water
And pull me
from the slaughter
Because I've got
the shakes
And I'm so petrified
Bloodshot eyes
and you're peppermint
We can roll like dogs
from the devil
Give me one last try
for your love tonight
I'll be the king forever
And you can be
my sunshine
We are the devil's kind
We are the devil's kind
We are the devil's kind
And now I won't back down
Said I won't back down
I am the devil's kind
(cheering)
(cheering fading)
Yeah.
(hydraulics squeak)
Oh, sh*t!
Sh*t! Hey!
Wait, wait!
Check it out.
Excuse me!
It's Miller time.
Hey, excuse me.
What's the matter
with you, Miller?
I forgot to put
my cans out again.
Like we've never
heard that before.
Come on, man. Help me out.
It's my birthday.
You know that
can't happen, man.
Oh, come on!
Hey, Salome.
Hey.
Hey, use a coaster.
How many times
do I gotta tell you?
Why? It's not
a big deal, Daddy.
It's just juice.
It is a big deal.
It'll leave a ring, and Mom
What's "apeshit" mean?
Oh. Give me my guitar.
It's a...
Word you shouldn't say
Okay, Dad.
And if you say it,
people think I'm a bad dad
Okay, Dad.
So please don't say it
Okay.
Okay, Dad. Okay.
All right.
See how easy that is?
You're crazy, Daddy.
(whirring)
Hey! Good morning, sexy.
WOMAN:
What?(whirring stops)
Sorry. What?
I said hi.
Oh, hi, hon.
Hey, uh, you up
for a little quickie?
(chuckles) Very funny.
I have to be in court
in 20 minutes.
All I need is five.
Okay, four.
Hey, I just want to say,
I'm sorry in advance.
It was an oversight.
What's that supposed to mean?
It's garbage day.
I forgot to get
the cans out again.
Perry, come on.
That's two weeks in a row.
I know. I'm sorry.
But I figured today
is a special occasion,
so I've earned a free pass?
What's the special occasion?
You know, special.
What?
You know.
No. What?
You're joking, right?
Oh, Perry, come on!
You're slowing me down.
I'm late.
Wow.
Hey! How you doing, man?
Oh, boy! Happy birthday!
Oh, man, thanks.
Can you believe that?
All right,
who wants breakfast?
SALOME:
I want breakfast!Right there.
Let's see what kind
of trouble we can get into.
Salome, you want a cookie?
Really?
Yeah.
It's a special occasion.
What's the special
occasion?
Your talent show.
Tonight?
Are you gonna rock the house?
-I guess.
-What do you mean,
you guess?
Say, "Hell, yeah, Daddy!"
Hell, yeah, Daddy!
Boom! There you go.
Are you nervous?
No.
It's okay if you are.
I'm not really nervous,
but can I have
another cookie?
Of course.
Yes!
Can you do me
a huge favor, babe,
and come home at your lunch--
Why is she having
a cookie?
It's a special occasion.
Oh, what's
the special occasion?
-It's my--
-No, no, no, no.
Don't say anything.
Guess, Mom.
Mm-hmm.
Okay, wait.
Let me see.
Could it be...
your talent show?
Yes! The talent show.
'Cause we celebrate
important milestones
in this house,
'cause that's what we do.
Okay, do you want
a waffle, Salome?
No, Dad's gonna fix me
some apeshit.
(chuckles)
Did she just
say "apeshit"?
I think
she heard that at school.
Anyways, my parents
are coming in today,
and I need you to come home
and let them in.
The punisher is coming?
Yes! I told you that.
And they're coming
at noon.
Which reminds me.
Can you go pick up
Salome's new guitar?
She's gonna need it
for the show tonight. Okay?
And please...
Yeah, yeah, I'll do it.
Don't lose it.
I won't lose it.
Okay, great.
I gotta go. I'm late.
I love you.
I love you.
Mmm-mmm-mmm!
And don't forget my parents.
I won't forget.
Whoa! Didn't you
change his diaper?
I think I forgot.
I don't know how.
He smells like
a porta potty.
Okay.
(no audible dialogue)
Dad!
We're gonna be late.
Come on, Dad!
Hey, what do you think
of your playhouse?
My playhouse?
It's kinda boring.
Really? That sucks.
It's supposed to be fun.
It's a little fun.
Ah, nah, it sucks.
I'm a shitty carpenter.
I don't know
what to sing tonight, Daddy.
I know,
but I haven't figured out--
You haven't decided?
Right.
What do you
wanna sing?
I don't know.
Maybe, like,
the Dead Kennedys.
(chuckles)
Dead Kennedys?
That would be funny,
but there's, like,
a bunch of families
and kids and stuff.
Oh, yeah.
But-- I don't know.
Sing whatever you want.
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