Order Of Chaos Page #2

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So Fink and Meyers,

huh?

For a boutique firm,

they carry a lot of weight.

Why did you leave

Chicago?

Weather sucked.

Hi.

Hi.

Oh, man.

Ladies,

Johnny boy.

John, this is Tara and, sorry,

what was your name again?

Chrissie.

Chrissie. Chrissie,

this is the birthday boy.

Happy birthday.

Excuse me, can you get us

another round

for my friend and I,

and whatever the ladies

are having? Ladies?

Pink martinis.

Pink martinis, two.

So are you celebrating

your birthday?

Or are you drowning it?

Uh, well.

He's celebrating.

So, what do

you guys do?

For fun

or for work?

For retarded children.

Oh come on,

that's evil. Don't.

No, what do you two

do for fun?

Well, I like to get out

of town on the weekends.

I like

to go dancing.

You dance while you're

out of town on the weekends?

Perhaps, but only

with strange men.

Of course.

Yes. What about you?

Strange men, or--

No, I am

the strange man.

Something in the back

of my mind

Said I shouldn't

be there

All right,

let's get naked!

Yeah.

Something in your eyes

told me I should stay

What do you want me

to do?

What do you want me

to do?

What do you want me

to do?

What do you want me

to do?

Hey, now the party

can start.

Rick, ladies, I'm sorry.

I really have to take off.

Sorry, but you've got to

drink that.

You can't go,

it's your birthday.

Uh...

Look, we're going to

have a toast.

One quick toast,

real quick, all right?

Come here, sit down.

To Johnny Puliti.

Happy birthday,

buddy boy.

Cheers.

Cheers.

John, come here.

Come on.

What is it?

I got you something.

Oh, for my birthday?

A present?

You shouldn't have.

Look under

the table.

What's under

the table?

It's your present.

Okay.

What is it?

What you have there?

Oh!

What's the matter, you don't

want to open your present?

You got me.

I got you?

Okay, one more toast

and then I got to go.

I'm sorry,

I'm engaged.

Well, that's too bad because

I thought that we had something.

We've got drinks.

Toast!

Won't you

come over here?

Don't be shy,

come on.

What do you want me

to do?

Oh man,

that was great.

Come on.

No, I've got to go.

Really, thanks for the fun.

We'll have

a nightcap.

Seriously, Rick,

I can't.

See you Monday.

Hey!

Wait, did you give that girl

money or something?

It was her idea.

Bull.

Bull.

Come on, man.

Things like that...

...don't happen to me.

What did you do?

I said, "Show John

your p*ssy."

You just said it?

It's the end of the world, man.

Do what you want.

Sorry, hold on.

Hey, honey!

Yeah, I'm just--

I'm right by the elevator.

No, I didn't see

that you called.

Ms. Craig insisted that I get

a drink for a colleague and...

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