Orange Is the New Black Page #2
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- 2013
- 59 min
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As the two men work on getting the pig out of the box, the
ladies are chatting.
Piper holds a cocktail, Kirsten, something non-alcoholic.
KIRSTEN:
PIPER:
Isn’t it appropriate that I eat pig
the night before I go to prison?
KIRSTEN:
Why?
PIPER:
Pigs. Cops. Never mind. It’s a
stretch.
KIRSTEN:
PIPER:
Huh?
KIRSTEN:
Cause you’re going to be eating so
much of it in jail? Tuna? Vagina?
PIPER:
Nice. Thanks.
KIRSTEN:
How the f*** are you going to jail
tomorrow?
PIPER:
Prison. Not jail.
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KIRSTEN:
Oh. Of course. Prison. F***,
Piper. Your timing sucks.
PIPER:
Like your timing doesn’t? Damn
baby. Ruining everything.
KIRSTEN:
And you’re missing my shower.
PIPER:
bought you a really nice gift.
KIRSTEN:
Yeah? What?
PIPER:
A pig roasting box. I got a twofer
deal. You’ll love it.
KIRSTEN:
I hope you’re kidding. You’re
kidding, right? You better be
kidding.
PIPER:
I got you that ridiculous stroller.
KIRSTEN:
Seriously? Oh my god. The one
that charges your phone?
PIPER:
Yes.
KIRSTEN:
Okay. You can go to prison now.
PIPER:
Thank you. Kirsten, you know I’m
sorry.
KIRSTEN:
I know.
PIPER:
And we hired Marianna. She’ll deal
with everything when we’re both...
indisposed.
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KIRSTEN:
Indisposed? Lovely euphemism.
Marianna’s so... intense.
PIPER:
We need that. We’re the artists.
KIRSTEN:
We’re artists now?
PIPER:
They’re artisanal bath products.
Just shut up. It’s all gonna to be
fine. We got into Barney’s, for
Christ sake! Be happy for that at
least.
KIRSTEN:
Rah rah. I wish I could
drink right now.
PIPER:
How ‘bout I drink enough for both
of us?
Piper takes a long pull on her drink.
KIRSTEN:
Am I allowed to cry? ‘Cause I was
before, and I kind of want to
again.
PIPER:
No. No. Seriously. No.
The guys now have much of the pig on a platter.
LARRY:
We’re ready! Everyone inside.
PIPER:
See? No time for crying. Need a
hoist?
Piper holds out a hand to Kirsten and hauls her up. They
head into the house.
PIPER (CONT’D)
And onto the last supper.
CUT TO:
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INT. PIPER AND LARRY’S BROWNSTONE -BEDROOM -NIGHT
Piper and Larry in bed, her head nestled in his chest.
PIPER:
We have to do it.
LARRY:
I know.
PIPER:
We shouldn’t have eaten so much.
LARRY:
I know.
PIPER:
Did you take the Viagra?
LARRY:
About a half hour ago.
PIPER:
So that’s good.
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