Operation Cupcake Page #2

I JUST DON' WANNA BE LATE.

OKAY, ALL RIGHT,

LOVE YOU.

LOVE YOU.

MWAH, YEAH.

OH, I LEFT YOU

A TO-DO LIST, OKAY? BYE.

- HOW ARE YOU?

- I'M GOOD.

[military marching music]

UM, TELL ME THAT'S NOT WHA YOU'RE WEARING TO SCHOOL.

- MOM LEFT ALREADY?

- YUP.

THEN I GUESS THIS ISN' WHAT I'M WEARING TO SCHOOL.

DOES SHE ALWAYS:

DRESS LIKE THAT?

YES.

YOU MUST BE STARVING

AFTER THAT WORKOUT, HUH?

- GET YOUR HEAD UP.

- [groans]

ACTUALLY,

I FEEL LIKE THROWING UP.

HERE WE GO.

LOOK AT THAT.

EAT UP.

[groans]

THAT WAS FAST.

DO I PASS INSPECTION?

YEAH.

HAVE SOME BREAKFAST.

THANKS, BUT I ONLY

EAT FRUIT BEFORE NOON.

[car honking]

[pan sizzling]

COMING OLLIE?

YEAH.

LOVE YOU, DAD.

HAVE A GOOD DAY, GUYS.

[door closes]

GUESS I'LL BE NEEDING

READING GLASSES.

MM-HMM, MM-HMM.

[dog barking]

[door knob clattering]

- [loud thud]

- WHOA!

YOU BREAKING:

INTO THIS HOUSE?

- I LIVE HERE.

- MOST PEOPLE USE THE DOOR.

- I LOST MY KEY.

- WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

RAY.

RAY MCKEWEN.

WHY AREN'T YOU IN SCHOOL,

MCKEWEN?

I CAME HOME EARLY.

I HAD A TOOTHACHE.

A TOOTHACHE?

SHOW ME SOME I.D.

[tires screeching]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY SON?

LET HIM GO.

I'M SORRY, MA'AM.

I-- I'M A NEIGHBOR.

I JUST THOUGHT...

GET OUT OF HERE:

BEFORE I CALL THE COPS!

[grunts]

OKAY.

CARRY ON.

[scoffs]

ARE YOU OKAY?

YEAH.

THAT WAS AWESOME.

OH.

IT WAS NOT AWESOME.

HI, CAN I GE A STRAWBERRY CUPCAKE

AND A COFFEE TO GO,

PLEASE?

- I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

- GREAT.

- I NEED A LATTE.

- YEAH.

[background chatter]

OH, DOUBLE FROSTING

COMING RIGHT UP.

- THANKS, JANET.

- THE USUAL.

IS GRIFF BACK YET?

HE ACTUALLY CAME BACK

LAST NIGHT, YES.

OH, THERE HE IS RIGHT NOW.

HI.

HEY, WELCOME HOME.

[applause]

OH, GOOD TO SEE YOU.

WELCOME BACK.

HEY, THANKS

FOR YOUR SERVICE.

[cash register rings]

THERE YOU GO.

HI, HON.

HI.

HEY, WELCOME BACK.

WELL, THANK YOU, SHEILA.

YOU'RE LOOKING GREAT.

I'M 15 POUNDS OVERWEIGH AND WEARING FAR TOO MUCH PINK.

- YOU WANT TO TRY THAT AGAIN?

- HOW'S YOUR PARAKEET?

COCKATOO.

I HAD TO GET RID OF HIM.

WE DIDN'T GET ALONG.

WELL, THEN, IT'S GREA SEEING YOU, AS ALWAYS.

YOU TOO.

[chuckles]

OH, AND BEFORE I FORGET,

WE WERE ALL SO RELIEVED

TO FIND OU THAT NASTY RASH OF YOURS

HAD CLEARED UP.

[chuckles]

JANET, I'M GOING

TO GO WATCH OLLIE PRACTICE.

- OKAY.

- SO, HONEY,

WHAT TIME DO YOU WANT ME TO

COME BACK AND PICK YOU UP?

OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.

THAD WILL DROP ME OFF.

WE HAVE A MEETING

LATER TONIGHT.

- GREAT.

- WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU?

CAN I GET ONE OF THOSE,

PLEASE?

OKAY.

ALL RIGHT, SON.

GRAB YOUR MITT.

HEAD ON OUT TO THE FIELD.

WHO'S MY NEXT BATTER?

COME ON, OLLIE.

OLLIE, YOU'RE UP.

- LET'S GO, SON.

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