Open Water 2: Adrift Page #2

we've known each other

for exactly... um, babe?

Two weeks, one day,

and 41/2 hours.

She can tell time.

I'm impressed.

The natives are thirsty.

Must feed the natives.

Quench your thirst with a nice shot.

The cleavers have arrived.

And just in time.

Screaming orgasm, June?

I think your mother

may have dropped you

on your head one

too many times, Dan.

She's breast-feeding, you fool.

No sh*t.

It's just O.J.

Oh, thank you.

Why are you wearing one of those?

To cover my monster b*obs.

Monster b*obs.

That wasn't very funny.

Yeah, I know.

All right, no, seriously.

I'd first like to thank you all

for coming out here

and accepting my most humble

of invitations after all these years.

I appreciate it.

And I would like

to propose a toast

to our dear friend,

with a great ass, I might add...

Zach.

Happy birthday, old man.

Thank you.

Whoa. Whoa.

I dub thee captain for a day.

Hang on, hang on.

I'm not done with my toast yet.

Here's to staying single,

seeing double,

and sleeping triple.

No disrespect.

None taken?

- Salute!

- Cheers.

Salut.

Salut!

Come on, everybody.

Let's dance.

Baby.

Water's over there.

Let's do it.

Okay.

Very impressive boat, Dan.

Yacht, Jimmy.

It's a yacht.

So, you still cruising the world...

Aspen in the winter,

Maui in the summer?

Last winter, Japan.

Yeah. Instructing.

That was fun.

You can snowboard in Japan?

Yeah. Up north. Hokkaido.

Lots of Australians.

Cool.

Man, this is wild.

Ah, careful.

Easy, easy.

You all right?

Relax.

Where are all

the f***ing dolphins?

What are you talking about?

Remember Flipper?

Fall in, they'll save you.

Unless you save me first.

Let me guess.

You're the king of the world, right?

Very original.

Zach, shut up.

There it is.

Thanks.

See, that life raft seats 8,

and there are only

Don't forget Sarah.

I'm sorry.

So, 61/2.

Actually, I think the orange

Kind of suits you.

I'm hot.

Yes. You are.

I want to go swimming.

You boys want to take a dip?

I got masks and a knife.

Who wants?

- Ooh, yeah.

- We do.

We do.

Oh, cute.

Any special requests

for dinner, my captain?

Yeah. Two mermaids on a stick.

And now for the piece de resistance.

I love her!

I'm gonna name her Delphine.

Told you we'd see a dolphin.

Oh, wow.

You coming, Dan?

I'll be right with you.

You want one, right?

Duty calls.

Go enjoy yourself, please.

You're sure?

- Fair.

- Mommy.

Gee, thanks.

All right.

Let's get wet.

Should I take my cigarettes with me?

Wow. It looks deep.

Just kidding.

That's funny.

I'm coming, sweet girl.

See you ladies in the water.

Last one in is the last one in.

I love it!

Let's go.

You and Amy seem really happy.

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