Open Season 2 Page #2

...the falling-down-the- tree- in-pain

manoeuvre.

- Very clever, mule deer.

- He cracks me up.

- He surprised you good on that one.

- Oh, is that right?

- It's true.

- Game over.

All right, now, let's get cleaned up.

- Time for Elliot to tie the knot.

- Already? No!

This was the best stag party ever...

...which has to keep going.

Please, rabbits to throw.

Oh, grow up, you big baby.

- Let's get moving.

- Boog...

...do you think I'm doing

the right thing here?

Marrying Giselle?

What I'm wondering is,

is Giselle doing the right thing?

I'm just kidding you.

Now, will you relax?

We're gathered today

for a very serious occasion.

Elliot? What happened?

Oh, nothing. Nothing at all. Nothing.

- Are you all right?

- Oh, yes. Yes.

I couldn't be better.

Just had a little trim off the top.

Giselle and Elliot...

...have courted and made the decision

to join together forever...

...and ever.

Is he okay?

Forever and ever?

Still time to change your mind.

- What?

- Wait, I knew about forever.

Guys, but what's this

about "and ever"?

- Be cool.

- Nobody said anything...

...about an additional "and ever. "

No! The food of oppression.

I must be strong.

Oh, maybe just a taste.

I'd like to ask the buck

to step forward...

...for a ceremonial displaying

of the antlers...

Antler.

- To show his commitment

to his doe.

- Seriously. Still time.

- Not gonna happen.

Oh, so good.

I'm weak! How could I?

- Do you, Giselle, take Smelliot...

- Ian.

- To be your lifelong mate?

I do.

And do you, Elliot...

...take Giselle to be

your lifelong mate?

That's you. Your line.

You go now.

Elliot. Go on, man.

- That's your cue. Go, go.

- Don't be shy.

Come on. Say it, you ninny.

Elliot, are you okay?

Come on, step it up.

I got a buck mitzvah at 3.

- Weenie! Weenie!

- Weenie?

- What, are you speaking French?

- Weenie! Oh, no!

Elliot? Where are you going?

Weenie, come back!

- Stop. Weenie!

- I must be strong.

- Weenie! Weenie!

- So good.

Weenie, over here! Weenie!

Here, boy!

Weenie!

Oh, no. Full moon.

Is that you? Mr. Weenie!

It's you! It's you!

I can't believe it's you!

It's a miracle.

He's been captured!

- What am I gonna do?

- Bob, it worked!

Oh, no, this is terrible.

Everything is okay.

Mommy is here.

He's being tortured!

No!

- No!

- No!

No!

No!

- What are you doing?

- What's this all about?

- You better have a good explanation.

- Yes! Yes, I do.

- Oh, I can't wait to hear this excuse.

- It was horrible.

Weenie was minding his own

business when she appeared.

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