Only You Page #2

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Okay, Mrs. Stein. You're all set.

Okay? Great.

These are smoking section.

Walter has emphysema.

Jesus, Walter.

Can you hold, please?

I'll get you nonsmoking.

Look, Mrs. Stein, you and Walter

have a lot to work out here.

If I could just get a quick

refund on these tickets, okay?

- Thank you.

- Sure.

Um... oh, I'm sorry.

It says these tickets are

nonrefundable, Mr. Godfrey.

Yes, I know, but it's an emergency.

No, I'm sorry. There's nothing I can do.

Are you telling me

I can't get my money back?

What's the matter,

you don't speak English?

She said no refunds.

Just hold on a sec, lady.

Look, when I bought these

tickets, I had a dream, okay?

Is it a long dream?

It was a romantic getaway for two.

That's what the ad said... two.

Not one, two, okay?

I mean, here, look at her.

Look at that. Look at her.

- She's very beautiful.

- Yeah, she dumped me, okay?

- Smart move.

- Stuff it.

Look, she's not going,

trip's off, she dumped me.

I want the money back.

It's as simple as that.

- It's company policy...

- I want my tickets to Shreveport.

- Here you are, Mrs. Stein.

- Look, I'm out three grand here.

I'll give you five for the picture.

- What is wrong with you?

- It doesn't say about the broccoli.

If Walter's not eating the broccoli,

I'm not eating these tickets.

If everybody will just give me a minute...

I want a refund.

It is a medical emergency.

A broken heart is not a medical

emergency, Mr. Godfrey.

These tickets are to Helsinki.

I'm warning you, lady. And you have

obviously never been in love, baby.

My personal life is none

of your business, sweetie.

- Maybe it's for the best.

- What? For the best?

How can it possibly be for the best?

It's not my fault things didn't work

out with you and your girlfriend.

-Miss! -Maybe it's better now

than five years from now.

Oh, is that supposed to make

me feel better, Mrs. Freud?

- Miss!

- Because it doesn't, okay?

I'm sorry, I was trying to help.

You want to help, why don't

you join the Red Cross?

You want a refund on your tickets?

- Yes, get me a refund.

- Call Santa's little helper.

Miss, I'm growing roots here.

Open that goddamn... open that door!

- Forget it!

- You are all the same! All you women.

- You're all in cahoots together.

- It's Christmas Eve!

Miss!

What?

Nothing, we'll go to Helsinki.

Merry f***ing Christmas.

- Have you seen my wife?

- Merry Christmas, Daddy!

Kids!

Hey! Oh...

Ah, "It's a Wonderful Life."

Janie, Tommy!

Seen it.

Where did you...

Come back here, you drunken fool!

I want to live again!

Thank God.

Huh?

Oh.

Hi, Merry Christmas.

Clifford, Marty.

Oh, hi, Marty.

I feel terrible. My best friend in

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