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was actually me

on the roof.

We're, like, looking in the pool.

I'm all like, "Dude, I wanna

go in that pool."

He's like, "But it's empty, dude."

So I think that guy

was talking about us on the roof.

- Dude, I found a worm.

- A worm.

It's alive.

I'll give you a dollar

if you walk around the edge.

- That edge?

- Yeah.

I'll walk around this edge.

Like around the rim of it.

There's nowhere to walk. The water...

- Yeah, there is.

- Has monsters in it, obviously.

- Give me a dollar if I did it?

- Yeah.

But you'll probably die.

Kind of hurts.

Wait. Can I give you two dollars

if I shoot you while you're doing it?

- Uh, give me 10.

- No. I don't have 10 bucks.

Okay, five.

Yeah, I don't think that you can, like,

wait on your feelings to change.

Like, if you... want to

like a chick, you know...

it sucks.

"I want to try to like a chick"?

Well, 'cause it's like you like 'em,

but you don't really like 'em...

and you're like, "Well, I'll just

give it a little time and...

maybe I'll start to really like her,

and things will work out great."

And it never happens.

- Oh, yeah. Garrison.

- Hi.

Before you break up with Skye,

give her her belt back.

Okay.

So, okay, yeah, there's this guy driving

through the busy parking lot at the mall...

and there's no parking spots.

So he starts praying. He's all, "God,

God, please let me have a parking spot."

Right after he did that,

there was this one right up front.

He pulled in, he goes,

"Oh, never mind, God. I found one."

So we're gonna go down to the Moorpark Skate

Park with the Ignition Skate Ministry.

Ignition Skate Ministry.

And, uh, we're gonna feed a bunch of kids

hot dogs and do raffles...

and then we're gonna preach the word

a little bit and just have fun.

Hello, everybody at the skate park. Hey. We

got about 130 tacos over here from Del Taco.

They're free. We got bags of chips...

Doritos, Lay's chips...

and free waters for

everyone here at the park.

Ah, me too!

- Do you have to be a Christian?

- Yeah.

You know, pretty much

what we do is we come out here...

to kind of show the love of Jesus Christ

through skateboarding.

I know that's kind of weird-sounding,

'cause a lot of skateboarders...

are looked at as punks

and outcasts and whatnot...

and we kind of gladly accept that image.

You know, we kind of like that.

So when you really want to be different...

is you go ahead and you skate for Christ...

and not yourself

and not other people around you.

But I want to talk to you about this big

word out here real quick called "influence."

- Have you ever heard of that word before?

- Tacos.

You guys in high school,

junior high school?

You ever heard a parent say,

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