One Night at McCool's Page #2

Don't touch me!

Get over here!

Let go of me!

Hey!

Awright, go!

Driver:

F*** you!

And there she was...

This is not the kind of girl

you usually run into

In a dark alley

In fact, this is not

the kind of girl

I ever run into

You okay?

Girl:
No, I'm not okay.

Some smelly guy

Just tried to rape me.

- What a Jerk! Here.

You want me to

call the police?

I- I know you're Just

trying to help,

but spending

the rest of the night

with a bunch of ass hole cops

isn't exactly what I need right now.

Your...

Thanks.

You got a smoke?

Huh? No, sorry.

This really is my night.

I bet I could

find you one in the bar.

It's okay.

I'm tryin' to cut down anyway.

You're gonna be okay?

- Yeah.

Okay, alright.

I'll see you around.

Hey!

What are you doin' right now?

- Whaddya mean?

Well, I mean, look,

I Just had this little

unpleasant experience,

and I don't especially

feel like being by myself.

Right, right.

Well, I was Just gonna go home.

You got a stereo?

Well, I got a boom box.

Only one of the speakers

is workin', so...

I don't know if

you call it a stereo.

You wanna go

listen to some music?

Where's your car?

Actually, I Just live

a couple of blocks -

Hun -no car.

- Sorry.

Hey.

So, do you live

in a house or an apartment?

Well, this is it.

You live here alone?

It was my mother's before she died.

You own it?

Yeah.

Oh, you're so lucky.

I've always dreamt

of having my own place.

I know what you're thinking -

The police station

might be cheerier, huh?

It's great.

Yeah.

Lot of potential.

"A lot of potential."

What is she,

a real estate agent?

Can I get you something to drink?

Uh, tapwater,

I got beer,

I got tapwater,

I think I got...

Uh...

I may have a Yoo-Hoo.

- Beer sounds good.

I forgot. I drank

the last one this morning.

Uh, I can make some tea

or, uh, coffee...

That's fine, thanks.

Well, tea, anyway.

Water's fine.

Maybe some ice?

Water.

Ah...

Sorry, no, uh,

no ice.

My freezer's on the blink.

How is it?

What?

The water.

Fine.

Do you like water?

I love it.

It's actually

my second favorite thing in the world.

Really? And what's

your first favorite?

F***ing.

What?!

It's my mom's room.

# The way you move

your sexy body #

# It makes me want to

get to know you #

# A little bit better #

# The way you move #

# Your sexy body #

# Makes me want to

get to know you #

# A little bit better #

# Girl will make your moves #

# Straight through your heart

stingin' on point #

# Like a game of darts #

# Your sexy figure

it makes me figure #

# How to get close to you

and make your coochie shook #

# I'm so into you

I can feel ya groove #

# Don't hold back

Just make your move #

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