One by Two Page #2

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Mum, mummy mum!

Wake up mum!

Wake up!

Samara baby, you're home?

Practice went on till very late?

C'mon, it's sleepy time.

UP We go. C'mon up we go!

C'mon up we go! C'mon, up!

Watch! Watch! Ok!

You knowl love you, right?

You're the most beautiful thing

that ever happened to me.

Love you! Love you!

I love you too, Mummy mum.

Spam! Spam!

Idiotic! Brainless! Dumb!

Offensive! Offensive!

Offensive! Spam!

Hey Amit! I'm not offensive!

How can you block, huh?

How can you block!

Your spelling is offensive.

W.U.Z! D.A.T! Wuz. Dat?

What are you?

A 7th grade failed fifteen year old?

Forum Nazi!

Hey, Amit!

Radhika is,

was and always will be a dimwit

You shouldn't use

that word for women.

Listen to him!

Radhika never was, nor is

nor ever will be a woman OK?

Hey Amit, you needn't worry.

I'm going to take

care of your sex life.

I'll make you meet Ashima.

Dude, She's hot, like really hot!

Excuse me?

Since when has Ashima been hot?

Don't listen to him Amit.

He thinks that

horse-faced Nikita is hot.

When did I say that?

You slept with her.

So? She was there, so was I.

What had to happen, happened!

What's hot got anything

to do with this, huh?

So? This chair is here.

So is the computer.

Here - Stapler?

Kiss me Mihir, Kiss me.

Anika, Stop talking sh*t!

Okay?

So you're ready as long

as the girl is willing?

Yeah! Who says no to a free dinner!

- Ewvvw!!! You're sick.

- You're sick

Right, Amit? Amit?

- Amit?

Like bubbles floating in the air

Like sunshine in the winter gloom

Like all the seasons in one

Never had this feeling before

That's as sharp as a razor blade

Makes you take pride

in one's own stupidity

Everyone knows the feeling

but the reason remains hidden

That's the secret I'm talking about.

Why does being in love feel so good?

Who knows the reason why

Has it happened for real

Or is it just wishful thinking?

Wishful thinking...

Wishful thinking...

Wishful thinking...

- Get off!

- Why?-Get off!

What are you trying to do?

Nothing at all.

What was that all about?

We're not together, remember?

I don't own you,

you don't own me.

You're the one who

laid down the rules.

C'mon, Jonathan!

Look, I've been playing

this game longer than you have.

Don't insult my intelligence, ok.

So, what do you want?

You want to play

boyfriend-girlfriend?

I thought you were "too

old" for relationships.

Don't say childish things.

You, know, You're just

pissed off because you wanted me

to be all into you and

not the other way around.

Listen, Just forget it.

Fine, you're not

bothered anyway, right?

Listen up guys!

The lead dancers

for the Goa show will be

Mann...

...and Shama!

Hey you world,

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