One, Two, Many Page #2
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- 2008
- 88 min
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My newborn was starving
the nextmorning.
l was forgiving though.
My fathertold me
l'm a very forgiving person.
ln fact, right before
he died, he told me
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l was his favorite child,
which really
pissed my sisteroff.
She fond out
because l was telling
Well.
my motherand she was
in the otherroom.
The walls were paperthin.
Speaking ofpaper, did you
read The Post this morning?
l did. lt had
an article abot
That's funny--
a guy who made love
to his dog.
Speaking ofwhich, my dog
passed away when l was seven.
Oh, really?
l cried so hard.
l think itaffected me
later in life.
Nowl can't deal
with loss,
which is why l won't
go to Atlantic City.
See, part of me likes to gamble,
but anotherpart of me doesn't.
Which part of you
shuts the f*** up?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Woldn't it be great
if we were with another
girl right now?
Yeah, you would love it,
wouldn't yo , dirty girl?
Come on , let me in!
l was kidding!
l was just kidding!
Okay, great!
Okay, great!
Gerald is bigger.
No wonderyou need a walker.
Let me in!
Let me in!
Ernie, l think l found
my mission in life.
So what's your
big mission,
to rob a bank?
howto make this
relationship thing work.
Relationship thing?
Dude, howmany times
l have to tell you,
bang prostitutes.
Fora fewhundred
bucks a night,
you'll save
thousands on alimony.
Yeah, and blow it
on STD medications?
Nah. Dude, what l need to do
is find a girlfriend
that wold allow
otherwomen into bed with me.
You gota better chance
of robbing a bank.
l'm gonna get
something to eat.
Again.
Yeah, l'm fat.
Want some peanuts,
stuttermonkey?
Here ya go
My...mom says you...
guys are j-just jealos.
That jealosy line
neverworks.
l know.
Yeah, stutter-face,
we're alljealous.
We all wantto be
stuttering idiots.
Hey, kid, come here.
Who are you?
Who am l?
You gonna tell him,
Joey, orshould l?
l'm a warlock.
A male witch.
And if you ever
pick on Joey again,
next time yo 're
trying to go to sleep,
l'll be in yourroom,
watching you.
ln the corner,
in the closet,
underthe bed.
And that night,
when you finally
do getto sleep,
you'll have the worst
nightmare of yourlife.
You might
not even wake up.
Come on , we don't
believe in warlocks.
Oh, yo don't believe
in warlocks? Do you?
No.
No? Well, watch this.
You see
that guy overthere?
Unh!
coughing
choking
coughs
Now get ot ofhere
before l turn you
into a bunch of frogs.
What's up, Joey?
Hey, thanks, but now
my only friends are gone.
Friends?
Joey, those kids
ain't yorfriends, man.
Let me tell yo something.
You'll be lucky
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