On The Road Page #4

I mean.

What exactly are you doing?

I am vacuuming at May Company by day.

Uhmm...

Impressive.

... I know.

And chasing our beloved, feral, mad dog by night.

And where is Dean?

What's the schedule?

So, I got off work a half hour ago.

At that time, Dean is screwing Marylou at the hotel.

At one sharp, he goes from Marylou to Camille, the new girl.

Of course, neither knows what's going on, but he screws her once, giving me time to arrive at 130.

Then we go out for our unfinished business until 6 in the morning.

"Unfinished business"?

Dean and I are trying to communicate with absolute honesty and completeness everything in our minds.

We do it on Benzedrine.

And then at 6, he goes back to Marylou and spends the rest of the day

running around trying to sort out the necessary papers for the divorce.

All that he wants to do is go back to San Francisco and marry Camille.

It's sick !

And I bet she's incredibly ugly.

Like Helen of Troy with a f***ing brain.

What are you doing?

(whispers)Camille really hates me right now.

Why, Sal !

(laughs)Yes, you've arrived !

You finally got on that old road, didn't you?

I did.

Look here, Camille, it's my good buddy Sal from New York.

Sorry for not getting up, Sal, but I wasn't expecting company at this hour.

I'm sorry.

I should leave.

It's Sal's first time in Denver and I think it's absolutely necessary for me to take him out and fix him up with a girl.

Right now?

I should be back no later than 314 for our hour of reverie, darling.

Works all day, runs around all night.

He never eats, he never sleeps...

Ain't she something?

The man thinks he's Superman.

Yeah.

As I said, not 3 but 314.

Now are we straight in the most wonderful and deepest depths of our soul, dear darling?

Is he offering me a choice?

I don't think he's offering you a choice, no.

Hee-hee !

Yes.

You look like a smart guy.

I bet you're wondering what he sees in me, huh?

Respectability?

Very good.

I'm impressed.

Let's go to work, babies.

So now that you're sleeping with half of Denver, are there any girls left for me?

Well now listen here, Sal.

I know a girl named Rita and Rita cannot wait to meet you.

We'll go there at once !

I thought we were going to talk.

Yes, yes, after.

If you want to know my true nature, at this moment?

I'm one of those people who goes around showing his cock to juvenile delinquents.

(Sal laughs)Oh, these Denver doldrums...

Isn't he the finest, smartest fellow in the world?

You know that old guy?

I thought it was my pops.

Carlo, wait up !

Voila.

Darling.

Bless me father, for I will sin.

Yum, yum, yum

It's nice to have you boys.

What's so funny, my boy?

I'm checking my pulse.

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