On the Double Page #3
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- 1961
- 92 min
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Now sometimes the long chance
is the only chance.
Perhaps you're right.
Well, I'll tell you
what we'll do.
We'll have this fellow,
Private Williams,
brought in tomorrow and leave it
to the general to make
the final decision.
How's that?
The general himself?
Heh, one thing we've learned
from you Americans,
my boy, the higher
you pass the buck,
the longer it takes
to come back to you.
NARRATOR:
Our code name for this chap
was to be Dead Pigeon.
Goodness, do you think
he heard me?
Okay, Corporal.
We'll take it from here.
Come along.
Sir Lawrence,
this is Project 402.
Good heavens.
his present unprepossessing
appearance, sir.
Z-2 has investigated him
thoroughly, sir.
This man has an amazing
ability for mimicry.
Oh, jolly, we'll have
to make sure.
Step forward, man.
Step forward, damn it!
Uh...
Turn around.
Faster!
I can't turn around
any faster, sir.
If I turn around fast,
I get dizzy
and nauseous
and everything, sir.
Yes, sir.
It's like this, sir.
You see, sir.
It's a form
allergenic vertigo, sir.
It's, uh, a deviation
of the inner ear.
It's quite an interesting
problem medically.
I wrote a letter to draft board,
explaining the whole thing.
MACKENZIE:
What is this ruddy nonsense?
I say, stop it, you hear.
Halt!
I say there is a vague physical
resemblance, but I do say,
chaps, don't you think we're
going a bit near the knuckle?
Oh, excuse me. MI-5 have also
investigated this man, sir.
Tested him thoroughly.
His impersonation of you
is skillful even uncanny.
Please don't judge
too hastily, sir.
Yes, yes, yes.
Of course.
Mm, uh.
Uh ,what did you say
this chap's name was?
Williams.
Private Ernest Williams.
MACKENZIE:
Yes, of course. Uh, you.
Let me hear you play
General MacKenzie-Smith
in your uncanny
and skillful way.
Would you mind
putting out that cigar, sir?
I'm allergic to tobacco.
equipped to handle it, sir.
It's all in that letter,
page four, paragraph three.
Look here, man!
I haven't got all day!
General Eisenhower
is waiting.
Oh, tell him not to, sir.
I don't do him.
( sneezes )
Of all the blithering idiots,
I give you exactly five seconds
to comply with my order
or I'll ruddy well have you
taken out and shot!
Or are you allergic
to that too?
Of all the blithering idiots,
I give you exactly five seconds
to comply with my order
or I'll ruddy well have you
taken out and shot!
Or are you allergic
to that too?
Rather good, me boy.
Rather good.
I say, that's quite
a remarkable resemblance.
I'm glad you think so, sir.
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