On the Assault: The Real-Life Weaponry of the Expendables 2 Page #2

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and you don't even have to talk.

You already know what they're thinkin'.

You ever had that?

Sure.

I don't want you to think that

I'm desertin' you.

No, listen. If I had to do it

all over again at your age,

I'd be doin' what you're doin'.

Why don't you

freshen up that beer?

All right.

Barney... Ross.

What do you want from me, Church?

Not too good in the memory category,

are you, Barney?

You made a deal with me.

You gave me your word.

And you end up

blowin' up half of Vilena,

punchin' holes and a bowie knife

through a fellow CIA agent,

even if he was a dirtbag.

But what breaks my heart...

is that you stole 5 million dollars

from me.

And for all this male pattern badness,

I could've put you in the deepest,

darkest hole in Gitmo.

No sunlight.

- But I kept you out.

- Great.

Because I knew the day would come

when you were gonna pay me back.

Today... is that day.

Keep talkin'.

A Chinese plane got shot down

over the mountains

near a hell-hole called Gasak.

- Yeah? Who shot it down?

- Take a guess.

On board that plane is a safe carrying something

you don't need to know about.

All you need to know is

you can't let it fall into the wrong hands.

Now, you're gonna go in there,

and you're gonna get the contents

of that safe before anyone else.

You're gonna bring it to me.

It should be

a walk in the park for you.

And then we're even.

We'll get to that.

The safe in that plane

is very high-tech.

The access code changes

every 120 seconds.

You use the wrong code,

it blows.

- So we need to get you in...

- Wait, wait.

"We". Who's "we"?

Who are you workin' with?

That's none o' your business.

Let's just call our host

The Corporation.

All right?

I'm sending along a pro

who specializes in this type o' situation.

Her name is Maggie Chang.

A woman.

That usually goes along

with the name Maggie, yeah.

Forget it.

She can handle herself.

But let me be clear.

If anything happens to her,

she gets a hangnail,

she gets hurt,

she gets roughed up,

she doesn't come back in

exactly the same condition she went in,

you and your little gang of psychotic mutts

will never be seen again.

And that, I promise you.

I don't make

a very good babysitter.

Don't sell yourself short.

You're gonna make

a very good babysitter.

Be there at 7:
00.

Hey. I'm Maggie Chang.

- You're Barney Ross?

- Yeah.

- Mr. Church told you about me?

- Said you wanna tag along?

Help, not tag along.

Nice motorcycle.

Where we're goin' is new.

We don't know what to expect.

Is it custom?

I think it's a mistake,

you comin' along.

Build it yourself?

Yeah, I built it myself.

Are you playin' games with me, Maggie?

No. Are you playing games with me?

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