OMG: Oh My God! Page #2

Synopsis: Kanji Lalji Mehta, though an atheist, owns a small shop selling religious goods, concocting cock-and-bull stories to extract higher fees from his customers for his wares. When, in openly defying God, an earthquake destroys his (and only his) only source of income, with the insurance company refusing to pay up on the basis of it being an 'act of God', Kanjibhai takes God to the court. With many similarly unfortunate people pinning their hopes to him, Kanji's lack of courtroom experience may leave him unable to prove his point - that is, until approached by a man introducing himself as Krishna Vasudeva Yadav. Krishna helps Kanji win his case, his family and helps him find his faith in God, along the way showing how priests can turn religion into a business and that God can be found everywhere, particularly in a house of worship.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Fantasy
Director(s): Umesh Shukla
Production: Viva Entertainment
  3 wins & 7 nominations.
 
IMDB:
8.2
NOT RATED
Year:
2012
125 min
Website
3,192 Views


Notjust my gold chain,

l will give up my gold ring too.

That's it.

Here. Here you go.

- Great, great. Discard your burden.

Discard all your burden.

Great, great.

Glory to..

- Lord Krishna!

Glory.

Now, where will

this idol emerge from?

From the holy land of Mathura,

where else?

Glory to Sri Kanji Lalji Mehta.

Glory to you.

As long as people believe

in toys like this..

..our business will prosper.

Kanji. This is the God's idol,

don't call it a toy.

The Lord is only a delusion.

- Yes, let's go.

lsn't that Chintu?

Yes.

Yes, that's him.

- Yes.

Yes. He's dancing so well.

Serpent dance.

l'll put an end to all this.

Shut down the shop

and get the scooter.

- Yes.

Come on. Kanji.

- Yes.

Look after my shop for a month.

Why?

- l'm going on Haj.

l suggest that you

get your shop fixed..

..rather than going on a Haj.

God save me from devils.

Your shop will come crashing

down even if anyone sneezes.

Let's go.

- Coming.

Give them seeds worth rs.10.

- Okay.

Come on, start it quickly.

Glory to..

- Siddeshwar Maharaj.

Let the 'Janmastami'

festivities begin.

Go...go...go...Govinda.

Go...go...go...Govinda.

Go...go...go...Govinda.

Go...go...go...Govinda.

You're so striking.

lf you're fire, l am water.

lf you're the sky,

we're the stars.

You're so striking.

lf you're fire, l am water.

lf you're the sky,

we're the stars.

Even if we've to

lay down our lives.

But we promise.

We won't let you go.

Go...go...go...Govinda.

You're so striking.

lf you're fire, l am water.

lf you're the sky,

we're the stars.

You're so striking.

lf you're fire, l am water.

lf you're the sky,

we're the stars.

Even if we've to

lay down our lives.

But we promise.

We won't let you go.

Go...go...go...Govinda.

Go...go...go...Govinda.

11, 12, 13. The heat's rising.

ln my body.

11, 12, 13...

11, 12, 13. The heat's rising.

ln my body.

Don't look now.

My eyes are spitting fire.

This sight looks so colourful.

You're so talked about,

you're so unique.

Even if we've to

lay down our lives.

But we promise.

We won't let you go.

Go...go...go...Govinda.

Just one more place left to visit.

Mishra.

You call me from Kashi for a day..

..and make me travel

the entire day.

lt's a small area.

Once you give them your blessings..

..they'll cast their votes for me.

Glory to..

- Siddeshwar Maharaj.

What's this fervour?

What's this obsession?

What's this craze?

What's this fervour?

Tell me. Tell me.

What's this fervour?

What's this obsession?

What's this craze?

What's this passion all around?

We'll lose ourselves in yourjoy.

We'll lose ourselves

in your devotion.

Even if we've to

lay down our lives.

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Umesh Shukla

Umesh Shukla is an Indian film director who directed the Indian drama film Oh My God. The film starred Akshay Kumar and Paresh Rawal. He made his directorial debut with UTV Motion Pictures' and Bindass' presentation Dhoondte Reh Jaaoge. Shukla’s latest release is 102 Not Out featuring Amitabh Bachchan and Rishi Kapoor.As an actor, he is known for his villain role in Mithun Chakraborty' s Yaar Gaddar where he played the governor and his alter ego Sheila (the governor's wialso acted directed in many Gujarati plays. He is also well known as a director for Gujarati Play (natak), Kanjee Viruddha Kanjee. more…

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