OMG: Oh My God!

Synopsis: Kanji Lalji Mehta, though an atheist, owns a small shop selling religious goods, concocting cock-and-bull stories to extract higher fees from his customers for his wares. When, in openly defying God, an earthquake destroys his (and only his) only source of income, with the insurance company refusing to pay up on the basis of it being an 'act of God', Kanjibhai takes God to the court. With many similarly unfortunate people pinning their hopes to him, Kanji's lack of courtroom experience may leave him unable to prove his point - that is, until approached by a man introducing himself as Krishna Vasudeva Yadav. Krishna helps Kanji win his case, his family and helps him find his faith in God, along the way showing how priests can turn religion into a business and that God can be found everywhere, particularly in a house of worship.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Fantasy
Director(s): Umesh Shukla
Production: Viva Entertainment
  3 wins & 7 nominations.
125 min

..and a three room

house in Bhooleshwar.

With terrace.

With terrace.


Mr. Kanji, sell this idol to me.

l am in big trouble.

l'll rot in hell if

l even think of selling my Lord.

Sell the Lord?

Look at what he's saying.

Mischievous... Lord.

Listen carefully.

You can hear His flute.

lt's time for him

to play His flute.

What are you saying?

- Try to hear with devotion.

Listen. you can hear

the echo of Gokul.

Heard it?

Can you hear?

- Yes, yes.

Now leave.

- Sell this idol to me.

Please, Mr. Kanji.

l'll let this idol

out of my sight..

..only when that

special person arrives.

The chosen one.

Who is that?

The sage had said that

A great devotee of Sai..

..from Rajasthan

will come for His ldol.

That's amazing.

- What?

That's me.

- No, no.

Look, there's my car.

RJ, Rajasthan.

And it also has

an 'Om Sai' sticker.

That's true.

What did you say your name was?

Bhanwar Lal.

- Bhanwar Lal?'s him?


- lt's him?

What happened?

- The sage

had written your name himself.


Bhanwar Lal.

l don't understand

a word that's written here.

lt's written in Madrasi.

He was a Madrasi. Though

he lived in Dwarka but, look..


This idol now belongs to you.

Thank you.


Kanji Money?

- Bhanwar Lal.

You only listen,

but don't understand.

l said l won't charge

you for this idol..

..but l will have to pay the sage.

Yes, of course.

Here you go. 100 rupees.

Only 100..

- Mahadev. Mahadev.

This is a question of devotion.

We cannot force anyone.

Do you how much l had at that time?

Only 20 rupees.

Only 20 rupees. Remember?

So do you know what l did?

l was wearing a similar gold chain.

And l gave that to him.

lt's all about faith.

Anything you give is less.

Anything you give is less.

Wow. What a thought.

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Umesh Shukla

Umesh Shukla is an Indian film director who directed the Indian drama film Oh My God. The film starred Akshay Kumar and Paresh Rawal. He made his directorial debut with UTV Motion Pictures' and Bindass' presentation Dhoondte Reh Jaaoge. Shukla’s latest release is 102 Not Out featuring Amitabh Bachchan and Rishi Kapoor.As an actor, he is known for his villain role in Mithun Chakraborty' s Yaar Gaddar where he played the governor and his alter ego Sheila (the governor's wialso acted directed in many Gujarati plays. He is also well known as a director for Gujarati Play (natak), Kanjee Viruddha Kanjee. more…

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