Old School Page #2

Mitch, stop it!

I got it.

No. Inappropriate.

Stop it right now.

- Sweetie, there's a bathroom over here.

- Thank you.

Mitch, honey? Hon?

Why don't you go get some air, okay?

Walk it off.

No, wait a second.

Yeah?

- Put in a good word for me.

- Yeah, okay.

[yodeling]

# Lay, oh-de-lay, oh-de-lay hee hoo!

# Sparkling, clear and lovely

# You're my

# Lady

Hey, Marissa!

You're the lady.

[applause, clinking glasses]

Can't hear you!

Excuse me.

I'd like to say I'm really glad

and proud to be here tonight.

I'm glad to see Frank's dad made it out.

I haven't seen him in eight years.

That's great.

Congratulations.

I love you, Dad!

True love is hard to find.

Sometimes you think you have true love,

and then you catch the early flight

home from San Diego,

and a couple of nude people

jump out of your bathroom blindfolded

Iike a goddamn magic show,

ready to double-team your girlfriend...

It stops right there

and it continues right here,

because I think what Mitch is trying to say

is that true love is blind.

Let's raise our glasses,

whatever we got in front of us.

Salute. Health and happiness.

Cheers, everybody.

I love you so much, Frankie.

I love you.

I'm not a talker.

I love you.

Congratulations.

I thought you said near campus.

This is practically on-campus. It's sick.

- This is great.

- How did you land this place?

I don't know, it was pretty easy, actually.

A professor lived here for, like,

That's awesome!

That's awesome.

A little housewarming.

To new beginnings.

Thanks.

Actually, I gave this to you

for your wedding.

This model?

No, this exact one.

I'm sorry.

I'm embarrassed.

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

I hope you like it.

I love it.

Thank you.

This place is unbelievable.

- You like it?

- How could you still be depressed?

This is the probably the best thing

that's ever happened to us.

- Us?

- Yeah, us.

Do not get selfish on me here, okay?

Now stay with me.

You put a bar in over there, right?

Couple La-Z-Boys to fill it out, a smarter

couch. You could put a hot tub anywhere.

Max, can you earmuff it for me?

We're gonna get so much ass here,

it's gonna be sick.

I'm talking crazy, boy-band ass.

That sounds like a lot of fun, but

I need a little time to get

my life back together.

We need to throw a big

kick-ass party to start things off.

Absolutely.

Break it in a little, meet the neighbors.

Come on, Mitch.

You know what I'm talking about.

Break it in.

The real estate guy was really

adamant about not having...

I don't think you realize what

a huge opportunity this is for you.

Girls love a guy who's in your

particular situation.

What situation?

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