Oh My God Page #2

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How could you do this

if you weren't?

How can you go and

have 'em like that?

You were my first, Jung-hwan.

Your first? This is crazy.

I didn't date you.

Did we have a relationship?

I only slept with you that one time.

No, you jumped me!

That's right! This is rape!

I get it.

You looking for a free-ride, huh?

Oh! Good.

You hooked yourself a big fish.

How'd you know my family's rich?

Hey! You! How much do you want?

How much will it take?

I feel so sorry for you.

I'll give you the money.

Write your bank number here.

Write it down! What is it?

Why you little piece of sh*t!

Disrespectful bastard!

- Give her money 'cuz you feel sorry for her?

- Crazy old hag!

You bastard!

I will! I'm leaving!

Hitting me with the leeks.

I don't wanna see your face again!

Think we gotta go full force

with this one.

- What now?

- My jacket! I'm not leaving it.

- What?

- My wallet!

I warned you!

He even took the $3.

When did you come?

I was just about to call ya.

My mom's been swindled again.

She might lose the farm

and everything.

Sh*t.

So, I decided to quit school.

- Hey! Get me a pen and paper.

- What?

- Here.

- Thanks. Clean this up!

Why are you counting?

I got two semesters till graduation.

Man, it's true!

I know you'll be bored without me

But I have no choice this time.

I'm going crazy here!

Go get some Kimchi or something!

It's been days, man!

When are you going home?

Hey, Jung-hwan, phone call.

Why that little twerp!

Out of my way!

Hello!

Jung-hwan isn't home right now.

Why that little!

- Well, come in.

- Thank you.

That twerp!

If you're a college friend

are you a drama major, too?

No. I graduated from law school.

- Oh! Law school?

- Yes, and now I'm Corey-Ahn's

Wait! Wait! Wait!

You twerp! Why are you here?

Mom, dad!

Don't believe what she says.

I'll explain everything.

Explain what?

Stay out of this you thief!

Stay out of this you little thief!

Stay out!

If he did anything wrong.

I apologize on his behalf.

Don't apologize, dad!

I only slept with her once.

She came to seduce me

while I was in the army.

I don't even remember doing it!

I'm innocent, here!

But you still slept with her!

But Corey and Ahn those kids.

She says they're my seedlings!

- Koreans?

- Are your seedlings?

Not our country.

The twins! Corey and Ahn!

- Come here!

- What he is talking about?

- You didn't tell them?

- What's going on here?

- I think he and she...

- No.

- slept together

- So?

- And had a baby.

- Once? Twice?

No! They're saying that

two came out at once!

Oh! Two came out at once.

Let me get this straight.

So you did you know

what with him.

And had twins?

They're called Corey-Ahn?

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