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I tried.

I'd like to explain it.

But it doesn't work, I can't do it.

Instead, I live

in the cellar

and she is above in the kitchen

and cooks and cooks

and cooks and cooks.

What should I do?

What should I do now?

Do you have anyone

you can talk about it with?

What then?

I don't know.

Maybe a an old friend?

These damn women,

they end you, totally end you.

Uah.

Yes?

Matze, hello.

- Someone should clean up this city?

- Hm?

Someone should clean up this city.

Because it's a pile of sh*t.

I get a headache,

when I take a walk,

and have to smell the filth.

Unbelievable. The headaches

get worse and worse.

I have an idea.

The President needs to

burn down this city

or flush it down a gigantic toilet.

"Taxi Driver"?

Exactly.

- Here you go.

- Thanks.

- You don't want anything?

- A coffee.

The coffee machine's broken.

Something else?

- A mineral water.

- Perfect.

Mh.

- Niko?

- Hm?

- Niko Fischer?

- Ja.

That's crude.

Julika. Julika Hoffmann.

We went to school together.

- Really?

- Yeah.

I was about three times

as fat then.

I called you Gay Julika, then.

- Julika.

- Yeah.

- Now.

- That's crude.

- That's eleven, twelve years...

-13 years.

- Crazy. You look totally different.

- Yeah, thankfully.

- Sit down.

- I don't want to bother you.

- You're not bothering me. Sit down.

- No problem.

Thanks.

- That's Matzo.

- Hello.

- Hello.

- Oh.

- Crazy.

- Tell me everything!

- What're you doing? Are you studying?

- I'm, uh, yeah. I'm doing that.

Come one, tell me. How are you?

Have you noticed the time?

- I switched to a boarding school.

- Excactly, yeah.

It was a boarding school for

Overexcitable children.

But that was very helpful.

Yeah, that sounds very,

very good.

Yeah.

Oh man, I was so in love with you.

Despite all the humiliation.

- It's a difficult age.

- Totally.

-13, 14.

- You cry the whole night.

You hate yourself.

I even tried to kill myself, once.

That's why my parents sent me

to boarding school.

It doesn't matter. Forget it.

- I have to go.

- Already?

Yeah. What're you doing tonight?

- We don't have anything big planned.

- A couple appointments. Why?

There's a performance of a play.

Are you interested in that kind of thing?

- Are you kidding? I'm an actor.

It doesn't matter. Think it over.

I'll reserve two tickets.

Okay. I'll check a couple times

to make sure we have a space free, OK?

- Eh, we'll come in any case.

- Really? Super.

Niko Fischer.

That's crude.

Gay Julika.

Here you go.

When does it start?

- Nine.

- Okay, I'll call you at 8:30.

- I don't think that's a good idea. - Of

course it is. She's reserving tickets for us.

Hello?

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