Oh, God! Book II Page #3

SORRY, DADDY.

YOU DON' HAVE TO BE SORRY.

DADDY?

HMM?

LET'S SAY YOU HAVE

A BIG NEW CLIEN AND YOU NEED

A REAL SUPER SLOGAN.

WHERE DO YOU START?

WELL, UH...

FIRST YOU EXAMINE

THE PRODUCT.

YOU TRY TO PICK OU THE SINGLE MOS IMPORTANT THING

ABOUT IT--

THE THING THAT'LL

MAKE IT SELL--

LIKE, UM...WELL,

TAKE POTATO CHIPS,

FOR EXAMPLE.

NO. SOMETHING BIGGER.

MORE IMPORTANT.

IT DOESN' REALLY MATTER.

A PRODUCT'S

A PRODUCT.

THE PRINCIPLE:

IS THE SAME.

WELL, LET'S SAY YOU'RE

SELLING A PERSON...

OK.

A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON,

LIKE, UH...

WELL, LET'S SAY...

GOD.

GOD.

I DON'T THINK I'D

HANDLE THAT ACCOUNT.

ONE MISTAKE AND:

YOU'RE IN TROUBLE

THERE.

DON'T TRY AND GE OUT OF IT, DADDY.

HOW WOULD YOU:

SELL GOD?

OK. GOD.

GOD. WELL...

FIRST I'D, UH,

MAKE A LIST OF:

HIS GOOD QUALITIES--

YOU KNOW, HIS MOS SALABLE FEATURES--

THEN I'D COME UP

WITH A NICE:

LOW-KEY SLOGAN.

THEN I'D MEET HIM

FOR LUNCH AND:

PITCH IT TO HIM.

AND THEN?

IF HE LIKES IT,

I'LL PICK UP THE TAB.

IF NOT, I'LL LET HIM

PICK IT UP.

WHAT'S ALL THIS STUFF

ABOUT GOD?

SOME SCHOOL PROJECT,

OR--

SORT OF.

IT'S AN ASSIGNMEN I JUST GOT.

OH, I SEE.

BEFORE I DROP:

YOU OFF,

I WANT TO PICK UP

JOAN.

THAT OK?

OK.

THERE SHE IS.

[HONK HONK]

YEP, THERE THEY ARE.

WOULD YOU STOP:

TALKING ABOUT HER--

BIG B*OBS?

OH, COME ON.

YOU LIKE KNOCKERS

BETTER?

COULD WE:

JUST DROP THEM--

UH, DROP IT?

HI. HOW ARE YOU?

MMM. YOU TELL ME.

MMM.

HI, STACY.

TRACY.

OH, UH, OF COURSE.

UH, OH, WHAT'S THAT?

IT'S A PRESEN MY DAD GOT ME.

OPEN IT.

UM...I--

AAH!

CUTE. THANK YOU.

HI, MOM.

HI. HOW WAS THE MOVIE?

DUMB.

AW.

HOW WAS:

THE EGG ROLL?

GOOD.

AND HIS GIRLFRIEND?

BIG.

HMM.

CALLED ME STACY AGAIN.

OH. WELL, YOUR FATHER'S

NOT EXACTLY INTERESTED

IN HER BRAIN.

MOM?

HUH?

SOMETHING'S

ON MY MIND--

HOW CAN HE THINK

SHE'S ONLY 28?

THAT MAN:

IS SO GULLIBLE.

MOM, I'D LIKE

TO ASK YOU A QUES--

DID HE MENTION WHERE

HE WAS TAKING HER?

WHAT WAS SHE WEARING?

MOM, SHE'S YUCKY.

SHE'S WAY OVER 28,

AND YOU'RE

10 TIMES PRETTIER.

OH...YOU...

ARE A BRILLIANT CHILD.

MOM?

WE KNOW THAT GOD HAS

A LOT OF WONDERFUL

QUALITIES,

BUT WHAT WOULD YOU SAY

ARE SOME OF HIS:

STRONGEST POINTS?

TRACY, WHAT ARE YOU

TALKING ABOUT?

GOD.

[HORN HONKS]

WE'LL TALK LATER.

THAT'S THE GELMANS.

I'M SHOWING THEM

A HOUSE,

AND THEY'RE TAKING

ME OUT TO DINNER.

GO TO BED WHEN ROSA SAYS.

NO TROUBLE, OK?

CAN I STAY UP:

A LITTLE LATE?

NO SCHOOL TOMORROW.

ALL RIGHT.

DON'T WATCH

ANY HORROR FILMS, OK?

AAH!

HIDE!

HE'LL SEE YOU!

OH!

ELSA!

ROSA, YOU'RE MISSING

THE BEST PART.

I LIKE IT BETTER

THIS WAY.

ROSA...DO YOU

BELIEVE IN GOD?

OF COURSE I DO.

EVER SEE HIM?

NO, BUT I TALK

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