Oh, God! Book II Page #2

WHITE ROBE.

YOU'RE THINKING OF

CHARLTON HESTON.

I CAN'T GET OVER IT.

IT'S JUST THAT--

THAT I GUESS:

I EXPECTED YOU:

TO LOOK MUCH OLDER.

THANKS, TRACY.

I TAKE CARE OF MYSELF.

HOW OLD ARE YOU?

WHO KNOWS?

AFTER THE FIRS 2 MILLION YEARS,

I STOPPED COUNTING.

IT'S AWKWARD

TALKING LIKE THIS.

WOW! HOW'D

YOU DO THAT?

IF I COULD PAR THE RED SEA,

I CAN CERTAINLY:

MOVE TO THE FRON OF A CAR.

IT'S REFRESHING

TALKING TO A YOUNG

LADY LIKE YOU.

TAKES MY MIND OFF

SOME OF MY PROBLEMS.

YOU HAVE PROBLEMS?

YEAH. I'M NOT ALWAYS

ON CLOUD NINE.

THEY'RE STILL NO GETTING MY MESSAGE.

I'M JUST NOT IN

PEOPLE'S THOUGHTS.

THEY DON' BELIEVE IN ME

LIKE THEY SHOULD.

I DO, AND I'M NO SAYING THAT JUS BECAUSE YOU'RE HERE.

I KNOW, BU THERE ARE PEOPLE

WHO THINK OF ME:

ONLY A COUPLE:

OF TIMES A YEAR.

THEN OTHERS DON' THINK OF ME AT ALL

UNTIL THA VERY LAST MINUTE--

AND THEN, BOY, DO I

HEAR FROM THEM.

PEOPLE HAVE TO BE

REMINDED THA I'M STILL AROUND.

THEN COME UP WITH ONE

OF YOUR BIG MIRACLES.

THAT WOULD REALLY

SHAKE THEM UP.

AH. PEOPLE

REMEMBER THE MIRACLE

AND FORGE WHY I DID IT.

I'VE GOT IT.

MY DAD'S IN THAT BUSINESS.

YOU SHOULD ADVERTISE.

TELEVISION, RADIO,

BILLBOARDS, NEWSPAPERS.

GET A SLOGAN.

A SLOGAN?

TRACY, I'M NOT A TUBE

OF TOOTHPASTE.

SLOGANS REALLY WORK.

YOU'LL BECOME

A HOUSEHOLD WORD.

HOUSEHOLD WORD.

YEAH. THAT WOULD BE

NICE FOR A CHANGE.

ALL RIGHT, TRACY.

YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF

A JOB.

YOU THINK:

OF A SLOGAN,

AND I'LL SPREAD I AROUND.

I'LL ASK MY DAD.

HE'S GREAT.

NO. I HAVEN' BEEN DOING TOO WELL

WITH GROWNUPS LATELY.

I'D RATHER

IT CAME FROM YOU.

ME? I'M THE WORLD'S

WORST WRITER,

AND MY SPELLING:

IS THE PITS.

I DON'T TAKE OFF

FOR SPELLING.

SEE, IF IT COMES

FROM YOU,

IT'LL BE SOMETHING

THAT YOUR FRIENDS

CAN UNDERSTAND.

THAT WAY, I'LL HAVE

THE CHILDREN:

ON MY SIDE.

AND WHEN THEY:

GROW UP, I'LL HAVE

THEIR CHILDREN.

ONCE YOU'VE GO THE CHILDREN,

THAT'S

THE BALL GAME.

THEN I'LL BE ABLE

TO TAKE CARE:

OF A FEW THINGS--

LIKE ALL THA POLLUTION.

AND HAVE YOU NOTICED

YOU'RE RUNNING OU OF EAGLES?

AND THERE ARE:

A FEW VOLCANOES THA NEED COOLING OFF.

WHAT DO YOU SAY,

TRACY?

WILL YOU COME UP

WITH A SLOGAN?

OK. I'LL SURE TRY.

GOOD.

I CAN'T BELIEVE

THIS IS HAPPENING TO ME.

NOBODY ELSE WILL,

EITHER.

YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE

WHO CAN SEE:

OR HEAR ME.

TELL THEM ABOU OUR VISITS, THEY'LL

THINK YOU'RE, UM...

BONKERS?

DEFINITELY.

THEY GAVE SOME:

OF MY BEST PEOPLE

A PRETTY BAD TIME.

HERE COMES:

YOUR FATHER.

HERE YOU GO.

SORRY I TOOK SO LONG.

OK. READY

FOR YOUR MOVIE?

YEP.

THREE LASER FIGHTS,

A COLLISION OF PLANETS?

YOU DON'T EVEN WATCH.

HALFWAY:

THROUGH THE MOVIE,

YOU WANT TO GO HOME.

YOU OK?

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