Ogon, voda i... mednye truby (Fire, Water and... Pipes of Glory)


and one for the bride.

When you eat one,

you're a hundred years younger.

- What if you eat them both?

- Two hundred years younger.

Don't bite it yet.

How old are you?

- Very young.

- Be more precise.

On Friday morning,

when the roosters crow...

I'll be exactly 104.

So if you eat the apple,

you'll be only four?

What am I doing?

I nearly ruined my life.

Boonie, take mine.

That did cause a lot of heat!

oh, how young you've gotten!

By the way, granny,

get out of here!

I'd better marry a young girl.

- Mommy!

- Get out!

How come?

You've already taken the dowry.

Get out while you're still alive!

Stop crying!

You'll pay for the child's tears.

That's it! The wedding is off!

You cheat!

Hey, my loyal minions!

You won't forget us,

Kaschei the Immortal!

Beat it.

Put the lights out,

drive the guests out.

Your Immortality!

I've found such a chick for you,

more beautiful

than words can tell!

That's what I need right now.

Bring her at once!

I'm pretty cute and bright

Even on a Friday night.

On a Sunday if you come,

You'll be smitten by my charm.

Peter, Peter, pumpkin-eater,

Had a wife & couldn't keep'er.

He would have another wife,

but she said:
"Not on my life!"

Hey, instead of boasting,

Play and make the most of it.

Sing for a us a rhyming

About Motia darling.

I would love the plumpy lass,

With her I'm never in the dumps!

If she weighed a little less,

I would carry her in my arms.

Peter, Peter, pumpkin-eater,

had a wife & couldn't keep'er.

He would have another wife,

but she said:
"Not on my life!"

Wouldn't it be nice to go

to a fair,

to have a ride on a merry-go-round.

You - upon a white horse,

I - on a black one.

That would be wonderful.

I love merry-go-rounds.

It's like racing on a real troika,

against the wind.

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