Office Uprising Page #3
- Year:
- 2018
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Boom! I just f***ed that clown in the ass.
What's up, Hofnagle? Let me
show you how I just did that.
USA! USA!
America! Woo!
- This is what winning feels like.
- (cheering)
Woman (automated): At Ammotech,
we make weapons of mass protection.
Desmond:
Five. When processing orders,remember, you are the one in power.
Does it really take this long
to get an order processed by you, Desmond?
It's been over a month,
and I still don't have
that boron silicate hydroxide I want.
When did we, uh, get the robot?
Robots don't have people in them.
This is an XL-9 Patrol Suit.
One of six fully operational models.
First-ever green tech.
Runs solely on organic material.
So when people think
Ammotech, they'll think,
"Friend to the environment."
Oh, I don't care about the environment.
What I do care about is that
if we're up in the Afghan hills
and this thing runs out of gas,
I can just grab an armadillo,
throw it in the back, and continue
to rain hell down on the hajjis.
Actually, armadillos are only
found in Central and North America.
I did a paper on them in high school.
And did you know they can hold
their breath for up to six minutes?
I give zero fucks about
I want those purchase orders double-timed.
Do you understand me?
They're vital to a product
that we are working on.
Got it?
Great. Thanks, bud.
Oh, um, I wouldn't stand
there if I were you.
Why?
(beeping, whirring)
(laughs)
Frohm:
Oh, sh*t.What?
Desmond:
I didn't havebut I just thought of it
and it's pretty important,
so let's call it 5B.
If someone's a dick, you have the option
with your hidden accounting superpower:
Losing the paperwork.
- Man:
I said it's not ready.- Frohm:
Look,you're not in charge and it's not your job.
Do you understand?
(indistinct announcement on PA)
What are you looking at, fucknuts?
Get that order in.
Sure thing, Doc.
Desmond:
Six.To minimize job stress,
practice your breathing techniques.
(soothing music playing)
(coughs, laughs)
(bong gurgling)
Anyway... they shot
a pig with the mech suit
and now I'm, like...
wearing some of it.
(both laughing)
I thought that was a
design on your shirt.
(coughing) I'm okay.
I'm okay.
(clears throat)
To being newly...
(laughing) ...unemployed.
- Yeah!
- (sniggers)
F*** this place, man.
My God, this guy.
(Lentworth coughing)
Desmond:
This bringus to our final entry,
number seven.
Work on your own sh*t at work.
Every one of us could
get shitcanned tomorrow,
working on your fallback plan.
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