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if you're found guilty,

It'll be a custodial sentence,

which would be

your eighth sentence.

Do you have any supportive family

who could help you at this time?

None at all?

Supportive?

I ain't got no f***ing family!

I ain't got no dad!

And I ain't got no mum!

She never cared about me!

She never cared when her boyfriend

used to torture me!

Till I had to put a stop

to that myself!

So, if you want to class that

as supportive,

go ahead and write that down

on your little sheet of paper.

- Jake, I'm just trying to help you.

- You're too kind, man.

There are things that you could do.

You could enrol on a training scheme,

a basic literacy programme.

Like you said, I'm going jail, innit?

But you have to make a change

to your life, put in some effort.

This is long, man.

And I'm fed up of this sh*t, you know.

Divvy b*tch!

- Night, Elise!

- Night!

- She's f***ing up the peace, bruv!

- Hello, princess.

- Shut up.

- Where've you been? You're late.

- You been busy with these d*ckheads.

- They're in process, you're on license!

- F*** the process!

- Fine! I'll just call the police, shall I?

- I'll f***ing kill you, man!

- Hey!

You're on CCTV, d*ckhead!

Oh, f***ing hell, man!

Hey, you just got yourself

sent to jail, you donut!

'... a raid at this jewellers

where armed robbers took advantage

'of police being called to rioting

and looting across the capital,

'and stole watches said to be

worth thousands of pounds,

'including this rare

white diamond Daytona.

'Police are appealing for information

on the smash-and-grab

'that is now a murder investigation,

'after the shopkeeper received

a fatal gunshot wound. '

Come. Come.

What are you talking about?

Are you mad?

Tommy.

I'm gonna sort it out now, bruv.

She ain't gonna talk, man.

She ain't got nothing on us.

Why complicate things?

Why you acting all confused. com?

It was you that made us get

pulled over by feds in a stolen car!

If this probation officer decides

to grass on us, we're all getting life.

It's your turn to get

your hands dirty now.

Tom, it's me. I couldn't wait,

so I'll just jump in the car.

I'll meet you back at home.

Give me a call when you get this.

Love you. Bye.

Get off me! Get off me!

Get off! Get off me!

Who's got the remote?

- What the f*** are you trying to do?

- Shake on it, bruv. Double or nothing.

- Double or nothing.

- You're gonna die.

Let's do this right now.

Right now!

There you go.

There you go, there you go.

- What you saying, bruv?

- I hear you're a salesman of sorts.

I don't talk in riddles. What you want?

I need a bit of crack.

- Can't you see I'm playing pool, bruv?

- I'll come by your cell later, yeah?

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