Odd Human (a script created by a random script generator) Page #3

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WADE:

I was...

WADE fans himself and begins to wheeze.

SARAH:

Focus Wade, focus! Where did it happen?

WADE:

Creepy House! That's right - Creepy House!

SARAH springs up and begins to run.

EXT. A ROAD - CONTINUOUS

SARAH rushes along the street, followed by WADE. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.

INT. CREEPY HOUSE - SHORTLY AFTER

TOI SE. an odd human terrorises two Eldery people.

SARAH, closely followed by WADE, rushes towards TOI, but suddenly stops in her tracks.

WADE:

What is is? What's the matter?

SARAH:

That's not just any old human, that's Toi Se.!

WADE:

Who's Toi Se.?

SARAH:

Who's Toi Se.? Who's Toi Se.? Only the most odd human in the universe!

WADE:

Blinkin' knickers, Sarah! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most odd human in the universe!

SARAH:

You can say that again.

WADE:

Blinkin' knickers, Sarah! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most odd human in the universe!

SARAH:

I'm going to need anything, lots of anything.

Toi turns and sees Sarah and Wade. He grins an evil grin.

TOI:

Sarah Nicole, we meet again.

WADE:

You've met?

SARAH:

Yes. It was a long, long time ago...

EXT. A PARK - BACK IN TIME

A young SARAH is sitting in a park listening to some Death Metal music, when suddenly a dark shadow casts over her.

She looks up and sees TOI. She takes off her headphones.

TOI:

Would you like some Liquorice?

SARAH's eyes light up, but then he studies TOI more closely, and looks uneasy.

SARAH:

I don't know, you look kind of odd.

TOI:

Me? No. I'm not odd. I'm the least odd human in the world.

SARAH:

Wait, you're a human?

SARAH runs away, screaming.

INT. CREEPY HOUSE - PRESENT DAY

TOI:

You were a coward then, and you are a coward now.

WADE:

(To SARAH) You ran away?

SARAH:

(To WADE) I was a young child. What was I supposed to do?

SARAH turns to TOI.

SARAH:

I may have run away from you then, but I won't run away this time!

SARAH runs away.

She turns back and shouts.

SARAH:

I mean, I am running away, but I'll be back - with anything.

TOI:

I'm not scared of you.

SARAH:

You should be.

EXT. STRIP CLUB - LATER THAT DAY

SARAH and WADE walk around searching for something.

SARAH:

I feel sure I left my anything somewhere around here.

WADE:

Are you sure? It does seem like an odd place to keep deadly anything.

SARAH:

You know nothing Wade Christ.

WADE:

We've been searching for ages. I really don't think they're here.

Suddenly, TOI appears, holding a pair of anything.

TOI:

Looking for something?

WADE:

Crikey, Sarah, he's got your anything.

SARAH:

Tell me something I don't already know!

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