Odd Human (a script created by a random script generator)

Synopsis: A stripper faces her obsession with a severed foot.
Genre: Action, Comedy
Year:
2020
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TOI:

Looking for something?

WADE:

Crikey, Sarah, he's got your anything.

SARAH:

Tell me something I don't already know!

WADE:

The earth's circumference at the equator is about 40,075 km.

SARAH:

I know that already!

WADE:

I dunno.

TOI:

(Appalled) Dude!

While TOI is looking at WADE with disgust, SARAH lunges forward and grabs her deadly anything. He wields them, triumphantly.

SARAH:

Prepare to die, you odd flesh!

TOI:

No please! All I did was touch a bunch of Eldery people!

BLAKE enters, unseen by any of the others.

SARAH:

I cannot tolerate that kind of behaviour! Those Eldery people were defenceless! Well now they have a defender - and that's me! Sarah Nicole defender of innocent Eldery people.

TOI:

Don't hurt me! Please!

SARAH:

Give me one good reason why I shouldn't use these anything on you right away!

TOI:

Because Sarah, I am your father.

SARAH looks stunned for a few moments, but then collects herself.

SARAH:

No you're not!

TOI:

Ah well, it had to be worth a try.

TOI tries to grab the anything but SARAH dodges out of the way.

SARAH:

Who's the daddy now? Huh? Huh?

Unexpectedly, TOI slumps to the ground.

WADE:

Did he just faint?

SARAH:

I think so. Well that's disappointing. I was rather hoping for a more dramatic conclusion, involving my deadly anything.

SARAH crouches over TOI's body.

WADE:

Be careful, Sarah. It could be a trick.

SARAH:

No, it's not a trick. It appears that... It would seem... Toi Se. is dead!

SARAH:

What?

SARAH:

Yes, it appears that I scared him to death.

WADE claps his hands.

WADE:

So your anything did save the day, after all.

BLAKE steps forward.

BLAKE:

Is it true? Did you kill the odd human?

SARAH:

Blake how long have you been...?

BLAKE puts her arm around SARAH.

BLAKE:

Long enough.

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Wade Cross

I write stuff, watch CinemaSickness, play GTA V, and eat Takis, all while taking care of a pretty kitty named Charlie. Profile is rocketrider2069. more…

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