Occupation Page #2

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- Hey, baby.

- Hi.

- Oh! No, put me down.

- You missed me, did you?

Put me down, honey.

You know I did.

- So what's the big emergency?

- Um...

Hey, Jack-o,

good luck tonight, mate.

Oh, thanks, mate. We're

gonna absolutely kill them.

Sorry, I didn't... you know

I can't say no to my fans.

Well, I'm your biggest fan.

- Okay, listen.

- I'm listening.

- I just... I'm pregnant.

- I'm all ears, babe.

- You... you're what?

- I'm pregnant.

You sure?

Yes, Jackson,

I'm pretty sure.

- That's... that's amazing.

- Oh!

Oh, wait, wait,

I didn't hurt the baby?

Hey, I'm sure it's fine.

Hey, how you doing in there?

Okay, babe, it can't hear you.

It's, like, the size of a peanut.

- Hey, yeah, but what a peanut.

- Oh.

- What's all this then?

- Uh, we are, uh, starting our own team.

- Oh, hey! Congratulations!

- Thank you, man.

- Thank you, Jimmy. Ah!

- [high-pitched squeal]

[squealing stops]

What... what

the hell was that?

Don't know, but, we, um,

better get going, yeah?

Yeah, I'll see you guys out there.

I just have to change.

- Yeah.

- Bye, baby. Babies.

- Congratulations again, Ness.

- Thanks, Jimmy, good luck.

[indistinct chatter]

- Thank you. See ya.

- See ya.

Hello.

Uh, apples?

I wanna reassure you that

a vote for me and my party

will be the best thing

that can happen to this town.

We've got policies in place

and initiatives worked out

to encourage industry back into the

community, which will create more jobs.

[continues indistinctly]

[groans] Jesus.

Simmons.

[phone chimes]

Sorry.

[crowd applauding]

Oh, there you are.

Thanks for coming tonight.

People love you

and they need all the

enjoyment they can get, right?

First the factory closes,

and then this damn bypass.

Uh, we all hope you aren't out there

helping in the construction too much.

- Uh...

- Right? Are you?

Uh, how's the, uh, the head?

You gonna be

all right tonight?

Don't, uh, don't

kill yourself out there.

- I won't.

- You, you know... you know what I meant.

- [crowd cheering]

- [announcer] And good evening,

ladies and gentlemen,

girls and boys,

you're with Seth Grimes

from 97.1,

the Country Smile on your dial.

Catch me 7:
00 to 11:00 weekdays.

Now it's a perfect evening

for our own Drop Bears

to take on the Kookaburras

in this match for charity.

Oh, wait, hold the phone,

ladies and gentlemen.

We have a, uh, special player

out on the field tonight.

A blast from the past,

the big man himself,

put your hands together for the

ex-captain, Matty Simmons.

- Go, Matty! Whoo!

- [cheering]

- Whoo!

- Yeah!

[cheering, applause]

Go, Matty!

Hey, big man. I think

you, uh, forgot your helmet.

That's funny.

Look, mate, there's a talent

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