Nutty Professor II: The Klumps Page #2

Anyway, you said you had

something to show me.

I am so excited about this, Dean. You will be too.

You got that? Come on. Jason, where's our patient?

Right here, Professor.

Come on, boy.

Now this is Buster. Buster suffers from

acute arthritis and diminished vision...

...which are both signs

of advanced aging.

We're gonna see if we can fix all of Buster's

problems right now, aren't we, Buster?

Yes, we are.

This little experiment...

...makes use of Professor Gaines's

brilliant research on gene targeting.

Now, if I've composed

this formula properly...

...this should be most impressive.

All right, Buster.

...jiminy freaking Cricket!

Sherman, this is amazing.

You've just discovered

- The fountain of youth. This is huge.

Do you have any idea what you've

done? This is unbelievable. We're rich.

We're gonna have every

pharmaceutical company in the world...

...lining up

to throw money at us.

Of course, it all has to be

properly tested first.

Exactly, yes. He makes an interesting

point. Here's another. Shut up!

Besides, look at the little fella.

He can lick his own winky again.

There's not a guy in the world

who wouldn't wanna do that.

Klump!

Dean Richmond!

The effect is only temporary.

I'm sorry, sir. You're sorry?

Oh, my goodness. I'm just trying not

to think where that tongue has been!

You all right?

Klump, party of six, please.

Yes, and we're hungry.

Mama, you know, you really look

good. Have you been losing weight?

Oh, thank you, baby, no, but I'm

getting ready to start a new diet.

Have some of this ambrosia.

I don't even like ambrosia.

Don't tell me you don't like ambrosia.

You had some before, and you liked it.

Have some adventure! Oh, now I'm a child

- I don't know what I like.

...for the all-girls

soccer team.

Let me get that for you.

Oh, my baby's so gallant.

Sherman, come here. And it's called

"All the pork you can eat" diet.

You can have all the pork you want.

You can have ham, bacon, sausage.

I got the wrong thing. Take that. Thank you.

Now I got a full portion.

Whatever you wanna eat...

...just as long as you have three glasses

of grapefruit juice afterwards...

...because the grapefruit juice

breaks down all the unwanted-

Get away from there!

Stop that! Baby!

Honey, get the baby. He's a boy, and

boys don't be doing stuff like that.

- Hey! Get your ass-

- What?

Please teach that boy manners. He ain't

gonna be acting like no hooligan with me.

That was a spoon or fork? That was a

spoon. All right. Boys will be boys.

Boys will be boys.

Oh, this looks fabulous.

Yeah, it looks really good.

How about getting another bottle of

red over here? Get some more wine.

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