Nutty Professor II: The Klumps

Synopsis: Professor Sherman Klump is getting married. And the Klump family could not be more delighted for him. But Buddy Love, his Mr. Hyde alter-ego from the first film, is back and trying to make it on his own. Buddy keeps resurfacing in untimely outbursts, and threatening the portly professor's marriage plans to colleague Denise Gaines. Utilizing Denise's cutting-edge DNA research, Sherman decides to rid himself of his monstrous nemesis -and his disruptive outbursts-once and for all by extracting Buddy's DNA from his system. But Buddy bursts full-bodied into Sherman's world and lays claim to the professor's astounding invention - a revolutionary youth serum. Desperate to keep it from Buddy, Sherman hides the serum in the Klump family home, thinking it will be safe. Buddy correctly divines where Sherman has placed the serum, but to get it, he has to deal with the entire Klump family first.
Director(s): Peter Segal
Production: Universal Pictures
  2 wins & 12 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
106 min

- Hot! Nice and hot!

- Oh, Professor! I loved your lecture the other day.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you so much.

It's all in my head. It's all

in my head... I'm in control.

Yeah, keep tellin'

yourself that, bubble butt!

It is theoretically possible

to isolate the elements...

...of an individual's genetic

makeup and separate them.

Now someday, we may be able to locate an

unhealthy risk factor in our DNA and remove it.

Excuse me. Beg your pardon.

I'm sorry.

Excuse me.

Whether this is advisable

is another question entirely.

Oh, my eye!

Oh, Professor Klump.

Oh! Professor Gaines,

how are you?

I was hoping I might be able

to sit in on your lecture.

I'm sure we can accommodate you

since you were so quiet coming in.

Well, it's very hard

to be quiet...

...when you're lecturing

on genomic extractions.

I think it's very exciting.

Oh, I agree completely.

Something about the way the nucleotides

cohere with the target sequence.

Yeah. I always say, if you can't be

with the nucleotide that you love...

...cohere with

the one you're with.

- Yeah.

- Uh, anyway as I was-

Uh, I want those

lab reports on my desk.

No excuses.

I'll see you next time.

Professor Gaines.

Oh, Professor Klump.


Um, yes, I was, um-

I was wondering if you had a-

- Dean Richmond, we were-

- Just having... A little chat.

Don't be bashful,

Professor Gaines.

Pound for pound, this big lug's the

greatest scientist on the planet.

And let's be honest, pound for pound,

he is a planet. That's said with love.

- Did you get those goo-goo clusters

I sent you? - Yes, I did, thank you...

...but I'm on a diet right now,

so I can't eat 'em.

And it's working beautifully.

No, I'm telling you.

When I came in, with this light and in that

outfit, you could really think for a second that-

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Barry W. Blaustein

Barry W. Blaustein is an American comedy writer best known for his writing on Saturday Night Live and What's Alan Watching? and the screenplays for Coming to America and The Nutty Professor all written in collaboration with David Sheffield.Blaustein directed, wrote, produced, and narrated the wrestling documentary Beyond the Mat. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018


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