Nuestros amantes Page #2

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- Oh, God. About what?

About the Manic Pixie Dream Girl.

Has it got

anything to do with Maria?

No.

Yes, it has.

What would happen

if while they were escaping

from the Russian hitmen,

Ditsy and Bozo bump their heads

together and swap personalities?

Ditsy becomes Bozo

and Bozo, Ditsy?

It's an idea.

I like it.

I like it because

if Ditsy vomits and Bozo farts

now Ditsy would fart

and Bozo would vomit!

High comedy.

Careful, we don't want

to get too sophisticated.

- I'd rather die.

- Yes.

- I'm going for a shower.

- Yes, you've earned it.

I'm going to explore this line.

F***, I love writing!

One week later...

Hello.

Been here long?

Half an hour.

But don't worry.

I like waiting.

- I could come back later.

- I'm serious.

I think of all the stupid things

I don't have time to think about.

By "stupid things", you mean

the things you really care about?

Probably.

Look, this is

our first official date.

Are you going to do

a Paulo Coelho on me?

Don't play with fire!

What can I get you?

Why this excess?

Let's be daring.

We'll drink from a glass!

I'll have the same,

and to hell with the consequences!

Even though you compare me with

Paulo Coelho, I'm glad you came.

Did you think I wouldn't?

Wasn't that possible?

No. In fact,

I was looking forward to today.

Why? Do you like me?

- Is that a trick question?

- Like almost all of mine.

Then I'll give you a trick answer.

How could I not like you?

You're a classic male fantasy.

An attractive, funny, intelligent,

slightly crazy girl

who stirs up a bored man

with her passion for life.

Are you a bored man?

No. I said that

so you'd work at it.

Girls love redeeming

men with problems.

- You don't say!

- Especially tough guys,

bad boys, cretins...

This is more promising

than the brandy routine. Go on.

Someone should tell

the tough guys and bad boys

why they score with girls.

Don't stop now.

They think you melt

when you see them acting cocky

but really your maternal instinct

sees through their disguise.

- And we see the inner child?

- Exactly.

The timid, insecure child

trying to overcome his fear of girls

by pretending to be

the nasty hero of a nasty film.

You feel a tenderness for them

and you sleep with them.

You give them the prize.

And that's why

we like bad-ass guys?

Their inner child

arouses your maternal instinct.

I see.

So it's kind of like incest.

U.I.I.

Unconscious Incestuous Impulses.

This is the first time

I've verbalized it.

Yeah, well, you shouldn't

verbalize it much more,

especially in front of women.

And what's your seduction method?

I act cocky and tough.

- And does it work?

- Yes.

At times. Not always.

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